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Discussion in 'Health & Medicine Forum' started by Fred, May 3, 2006.

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  1. May 3, 2006 at 10:32 PM #1
    Fred

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    A 22yo female cousin of mine from one of the neighboring mountain counties that I never see except at funerals emailed me today. She has herpes and didn't get them from her boyfriend she has dated since high school because they've not slept together yet. They are planning a winter wedding. :)

    What in the hell do you tell the poor kid?
     
  2. May 3, 2006 at 10:33 PM #2
    PantherPaul

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    Sounds like she needs to sanitize her vibrator
     
  3. May 4, 2006 at 7:24 AM #3
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    Free the kid. He's been holding out for what seems to be someone that doesn't love him. Let him know so he can start getting some somewhere else.
     
  4. May 4, 2006 at 7:44 AM #4
    Fred

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    the female is my cousin, not the guy.

    she wants me to tell her how to break the news to him.
     
  5. May 4, 2006 at 9:50 AM #5
    Fro

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    Tell her to put other men's cocks down and call her a slut. I think directness is the only way to approach this situation. :twocents:
     
  6. May 4, 2006 at 10:14 AM #6
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    I'm not exactly the one to tell anyone to put down a cock or call someone a slut. That'd be like a drunk telling someone they were an alcoholic!
     
  7. May 4, 2006 at 10:26 AM #7
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    Was she fucking around on him?
     
  8. May 4, 2006 at 11:11 AM #8
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  9. May 4, 2006 at 11:53 AM #9
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    That's the way you get herpes.
     
  10. May 4, 2006 at 12:09 PM #10
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    The best thing you can do for her is tell her to tell him the truth.

    With luck, he'll break it off with her and she won't marry someone she obviously doesn't care about.
     
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