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When did you accept God in your life, or realize you did not believe in him?

Discussion in 'Religion & Spirituality Forum' started by vpkozel, Mar 31, 2004.

  1. Superfluous_Nut

    Superfluous_Nut pastor of muppets

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    so what is the evidence that disproves evolution?
     
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    KrisJenkins77 Yes. Yes I was driving.

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    Yeah I liked it too, I plan on reading the whole thing when I get some time.

    I had never thought of that, that's very possible

    If science shows the sun to be older than the rest of our solar system, then yes it would be hard for Moses to know that, but it's also possible that he assumed that it would be created first, keep in mind many early civilizations worshipped the sun, and so it would make since for Moses to put the sun before earth. Now how he knew sea creatures came before land creatures, you got me. Lucky guess? :D

    I wish my pastor had been like you HB. I first questioned my belief in God when my parents split up when I was 16, and my grandfather died of Alzheimer’s. He was a lot like you from a religious standpoint, which is why I respect you so much, and it killed me when he died. So I made an appointment with my pastor and asked him questions that he obviously had never been asked before, he basically said "Don't think, don't question, just believe!!" I think all Southern Baptist preachers are like that, although it did later come out that he was a jack-leg preacher who had been having an affair with my mother while she was still married to my father, nevertheless, it was at that point when I rejected God. I'm still not completely hopeless, but it will take a lot of time and effort to ever get me to believe again.
     
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    slydevl Asshole for the People!

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    is the use of an eyewitness to prove an eyewitness silly?
     
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    slydevl Asshole for the People!

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    The better point is that there is little evidence that proves it. However, the cambrian explosion is just one thing accepted by science that puts it highly in doubt.
     
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    Galethog Arrogant SumBitch

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    This has been floating around the internet for years, but I still like it. It's an example of circular logic.

    Kiss Hank's Ass
    By James Huber


    This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well-groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first.

    John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."

    Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

    Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss his ass?"

    John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, he'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, he'll kick the shit out of you."

    Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"

    John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do what ever he wants, and what he wants is to give you a million dollars, but he can't until you kiss his ass."

    Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."

    Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?"

    Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."

    John: "Then come kiss Hank's ass with us."

    Me: "Do you kiss Hank's ass often?"

    Mary: "Oh, yes, all the time..."

    Me: "And has he given you a million dollars?"

    John: "Well, no, you don't actually get the money until you leave town."

    Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?"

    Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money, and he kicks the shit out of you."

    Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ass, left town, and got the million dollars?"

    John: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money."

    Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"

    John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."

    Me: "So what makes you think he'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?"

    Mary: "Well, he gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll get a raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty dollar bill on the street."

    Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?

    John: "Hank has certain 'connections.'"

    Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."

    John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass he'll kick the shit of you."

    Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to him, get the details straight from him..."

    Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."

    Me: "Then how do you kiss his ass?"

    John: "Sometimes we just blow him a kiss, and think of his ass. Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."

    Me: "Who's Karl?"

    Mary: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."

    Me: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank, that Hank wanted you to kiss his ass, and that Hank would reward you?"

    John: "Oh no! Karl's got a letter Hank sent him years ago explaining the whole thing. Here's a copy; see for yourself."

    John handed me a photocopy of a handwritten memo on "From the desk of Karl" letterhead. There were eleven items listed:

    1. Kiss Hank's ass and he'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.
    2. Use alcohol in moderation.
    3. Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you.
    4. Eat right.
    5. Hank dictated this list himself.
    6. The moon is made of green cheese.
    7. Everything Hank says is right.
    8. Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
    9. Don't drink.
    10. Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
    11. Kiss Hank's ass or he'll kick the shit out of you.

    Me: "This would appear to be written on Karl's letterhead."

    Mary: "Hank didn't have any paper."

    Me: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's handwriting."

    John: "Of course, Hank dictated it."

    Me: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"

    Mary: "Not now, but years ago he would talk to some people."

    Me: "I thought you said he was a philanthropist. What sort of philanthropist kicks the shit out of people just because they're different?"

    Mary: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."

    Me: "How do you figure that?"

    Mary: "Item 7 says, 'Everything Hanks says is right.' That's good enough for me!"

    Me: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."

    John: "No way! Item 5 says, 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides, item 2 says, 'Use alcohol in moderation,' item 4 says, 'Eat right,' and item 8 says, 'wash your hands after going to the bathroom.' Everyone knows those things are right, so the rest must be true, too."

    Me: "But 9 says, 'Don't Drink,' which doesn't quite go with item 2, and 6 says, 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."

    John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."

    Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of rock..."

    Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from outer space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."

    Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the moon came from the Earth has been discounted. Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese."

    John: "Aha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Hank is always right!"

    Me: "We do?"

    Mary: "Of course we do, Item 5 says so."

    Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic, no different than saying, 'Hank's right because he says he's right.'"

    John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around to Hank's way of thinking."

    Me: "But...oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"

    Mary blushes.

    John says: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's way. Anything else is wrong."

    Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"

    John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."

    Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"

    Mary looks positively stricken.

    John shouts: "There's no need for such language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"

    Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?"

    Mary sticks her fingers in her ears:

    Mary: "I am not listening to this. La la la, la la, la la la."

    John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that..."

    Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."

    Mary faints. John catches her.

    John: "Well, if I'd known you were one of those I wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the shit out of you I'll be there, counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ass for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."

    With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.

    The end
     
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    Superfluous_Nut pastor of muppets

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    when it's in dispute that those people actually exist? yes.
     
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    Superfluous_Nut pastor of muppets

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    explain how the cambrian explosion puts evolution in doubt. i musta missed that.


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    and when faced with "little evidence" and absolutely no evidence, i would probably go with the theory backed up by at least a little evidence.
     
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambrian_explosion
     
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    Superfluous_Nut pastor of muppets

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    and...?

    that doesn't exactly seem to put much doubt in evolution. the fossil record is pretty much older = more primitive. the more complex the organism, generally, the later it is found in the fossil record. that is pretty good evidence that things are evolving in successive generations.
     
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    slydevl Asshole for the People!

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    Are you serious? That is your take on that?

    There is no way evolution could support an explosion like that. No way.
     

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