What's your poison?

Chai tea latte with an expresso depth charge

 

Delodid and Red Bull

 

Birth control patches steeped like tea bags.

 

quaaludes and Yoo-Hoo

 

since he left.

[builder] 2 quarts of santorum [/builder]

 

Boiling hot Earl Grey tea, trim milk and equal sweetners.

 

Anybody from Wisconsin?? I knew about the cheese, but this is unreal.



Wis. festival sells deep-fried testicles
The Associated Press

ELDERON, Wis. --Around here, it may be tough to pass up anything deep-fried.

Wisconsinites have deep-fried cheese curds, candy bars and Twinkies. They now have deep-fried livestock testicles, too.

More than 300 people paid $5 for all-you-can-eat goat, lamb and bull testicles Saturday at the ninth annual Testicle Festival at Mama's Place Bar and Grill in Elderon in central Wisconsin.

"Once you get over the mental (aspect) of what you're eating, it's just like eating any other food, and it tastes good," Buster Hoffman said.

Festival founder Nancy Fenske said the festival grew out of her late husband Roger's birthday party 12 years ago. They decided to have "a nut fry" at Mama's Place after bringing back lamb fries from a trip to Montana.

The event grew every year and now they fry up to 100 pounds of testicles, she said.

"What else can you do in a small town?" Fenske said.

Butch Joubert, 58, likes the parts sandwiched between bread with tartar sauce. They're not so different from regular meatballs also served at the festival, he said.

"After a few beers, you can't really tell the difference," Joubert said.

 

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