what bit my butt?

i'd like to know! The next morning after fishing the Roanoke River, i felt a painful spot on me backside. The skin was broken and it burned. When the water from the shower hit it, i jumped it was painful. I applied bactine and that anit-bacteria stuff. it itched and burned for days. it's about the size of a dime now and it has scabbed over. for a few days i felt weird and got a headache and nauseaous. it also felt like someone had put icyhot on my back. my grandmother thought i had the shingles and wanted to look but i wouldn't let her. i know something bit me.

 

It's called you butt hole.





Seriously, I have no idea. But I would guess you have 48 hours to live.

 

probly a spider. if it was a brown recluse you may want to consider medical attention. stat.

 

i looked that up. i think if it was a brown recluse, half my backside would be eaten up by now. a girl i know has been bitten 3 times by one and that shit eats your flesh up.