welcome, big sky!

i see you!!! you will be lost for a bit, but hopefully you will find your way here...

here's a funny for ya:

A Chinese couple who work in a Chinese restaurant get married-and she's a virgin. On the wedding night she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anything you want!

What you want?"

A thoughtful silence follows. He waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. Finally she replies, shyly.

"I want ...... numba 69,"

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks,

"You want... Beef with Broccoli????

 

c'mon....

come see... you gotta look around. OOPS, i forget. you busy. well, i be here waiting till you figure it out.

obtw, excercise extreme caution at the cafe!

 

69 huh,,sounds yummy

 

see? i knew you'd click something sometime...

now try going to rant & rave. there is a thread there called welcome onewily started by sds70.

you were looking for me at Z werent you? hahaha...

u probably noticed by now this is not a vikings board. hahaha...

oh yeah, are we gonna suck again this year? i sure hope not, cuz i really wanna go back there and jack up doss, just for the hell of it. when i do go, am gonna have ammo.

i still know how to use the alt key. by the time the chimps figure things out, everyone woulda read it already! copy/paste...man, that was fun!

did u notice we can say anything and everything here?

 

oh yeah...

somewhere here is the tbr wallpaper. pictures of people on this board. yup, am in there. yikes!

 

well, welcome. Feel free to talk Vikes at the football board and music here. The rest is also obviously open, but dunno what else you're into. If you're alright with lexy you're allright with me.

 

mags, you and onewilycyote have lots in common. only difference is, he does not like typing or posting. he is a man of very few words.

another thing: hey, how's T? mags, see what i mean? he too has a T! coincidence? i think not.

 

viking humor

Ole

Vun day, Sven vas valking down da street ven who did he see
driving a brand new Chevrolet? It vas Ole. Ole pulled up to him vit a vide smile.

"Ole, vere did you get dat car?" Sven asked

"Lena gave it to me"

"She gave it to you? I knew she vas sveet on you, but dis?"

"Vell, let me tell you vat happened. Ve vere driving out on County
Road 6, in da middle of novere. Lena pulled off da road into da woods. She parked, got out of da car, trew off all of her clothes and said "Ole take vatever you vant."...So I took da car"

"Ole, you're a smart man, dem clothes never voulda fit ya."

 

dang it, bigsky! post something!

i know why you dont come. it is not a vikings board. well, what about me? i know you are busy! if you dont come here soon, i wont talk to you for a very long time! 3 days. nope, make that 6 days! ha. i got you now!

OK here's another fun thing for ya...

This is pretty neat how it works out.
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bump for wily

go viking!

post it here or send it to me.