Week 9 Picks

Needed that week. 11-3 last week, helped out by that Bengal upset. 78-38 overall.


Carolina at Houston CATS

Watched a little bit of the Houston game, i'm not real worried. We can blow these guys off the ball more than the Colts did. Banks still sucks, they have a lot of injuries it seems. We'll get some things set up off play action.

Indianapolis at Miami, COLTS

These two teams always play each other tough. Arguabley the toughest test for both teams. A power offense vs the small but fast Indy D. The most balanced O the Phish have faced. The difference? Vandy has been clutch, Mare hasn't. 20-17 Colts.

Jacksonville at Baltimore, RAVENS

Boller seems to be coming around more and more. Playing bad teams doesn't hurt that.

N.Y. Giants at N.Y. Jets, JETS

Just a premonition. Giants should win on paper, but turnovers kill the Giants again.

New Orleans at Tampa Bay [/b] BUCS[/b]

Time for the Saints to fold up shop.


Oakland at Detroit, RAIDERS

Millen should start packing, he isn't giving the coach, whoever it is, enough to win, particuarly as injuries hit.

San Diego at Chicago, DABEARS

This just in. San Diego wildfires started by residents trying to get the team to move.


Cincinnati at Arizona, BENGALS

Don't look now, but Cinci is knocking on the door of respectability.


Pittsburgh at Seattle Seahawks

I think Walter Young could get 100 yards vs the Pitt seconday. It sure seems like everyone is having success against them.

Philadelphia at Atlanta Philly

Philly is starting to turn it around as McNabb's thumb is healthier and he turned in an efficient performance last week. Playing vs a secondary in its first start will continue that trend.

St. Louis at San Francisco RAMS

Stick a fork in the 9ers, they are done.

Washington at Dallas TUNA

Tuna vs Spurrier? Cowboys beat the Skins even without Tuna.

Green Bay at Minnesota VIKES

This isn't the point in the season that favre needs to be playing this team in a dome.

New England at Denver PATS

Damn rabbitt foot team gets to go against Kannell.

 

10-4 last week

Carolina at Houston - Panthers

I still think this is one of the easiest games yet for us, other than Atlanta.

Indianapolis at Miami - Miami

Miami is gonna be TUFF with a legit QB at the helm.

Jacksonville at Baltimore - Ravens

Boller might not end up being the bust I thought he was gonna be.

N.Y. Giants at N.Y. Jets - Giants

This is about the time of year that the Giants 'O' gets cranked up. J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK

New Orleans at Tampa Bay - Bucs

Bucs might be pissed about the perceived diss from the media.

Oakland at Detroit - Raiders

Battle of the really shitty teams. Detroit is lifeless.

San Diego at Chicago - Bears

See above. I feel sorry for Tomlinson.

Cincinnati at Arizona - Bengals

Bengals ain't no joke. Feels kinda weird pickin em 2 weeks in a row.

Pittsburgh at Seattle - Seahawks

Chad Scott + DeWayne Washington = TOAST

Philadelphia at Atlanta - Iggles

McNabb ain't all that. Andy Reid is though.

St. Louis at San Francisco - Rams

This just in: Bulger ain't too shabby.

Washington at Dallas - Cowboys

Spurrier vows to bring back the Fun 'n Gun (as opposed to the Fun 'n Run). Tuna has been bringin the Fun 'n Win all year.

Green Bay at Minnesota - Vikings

Green Bay's secondary = TOAST

New England at Denver - Patriots

Bill Belichick is still a master of defensive scheming.

 

Carolina at Houston- Houston's defense can't stop Davis and Tony Banks scares no one. Panthers 24 Texans 7

Indianapolis at Miami- It's time for Miami's yearly slide. Colts 31 Dolphins 17

Jacksonville at Baltimore- Jags are fighting with /detrroit for first pick. Ravens 14 Jags 6

New Orleans at Tampa Bay- Bucs haven't played like a team, but like individuals all year. Still beat the Saints. Bucs 16 Saints 13

Giants at Jets- Toss up. Jets 13 Giants 7

Oakland at Detroit- Millen better start looking for work. Raiders 20 Lions 12

San Diego at Chicago- 2 straight for Bears?? Bears 23 Chargers 17

Cincinnati at Arizona- Bengals could win bad division. Bengals 27 Cardinals 20

Pittsburgh at Seattle- Steelers suck. Seahawks 28 Steelers 7

Philadelphia at Atlanta- See Steelers. Eagles 21 Falcons 10

St. Louis at San Francisco- Rams are rolling, 49ers are not. Rams 34 49ers 13

Washington at Dallas- Cowboys beat another bad team. They can't beat a good one. Cowboys 17 Redskins 16

Green Bay at Minnesota- Favre is done. Vikings 38 Packers 9

New England at Denver- Broncos can't win with 3rd QB. Patriots 20 Broncos 6

 

8-6 last week

As I continue to gain momentum, a few crumbs to my following.

Panthers over Texans
Colts over Dolphins
Ravens over Jags
Giants over Jets
Bucs over Saints
Raiders over Lions
Bears over Chargers
Bengals over Cards
Seahawks over Steelers
Eagles over Falcons
Rams over 49ers
Cowboys over Redskins
Vikings over Packers
Broncos over Patriots

 

11 - 3 last week. 63 - 39 for the year (61.8%)

Carolina at Houston – CAR – This one isn't as much a cakewalk as we'd like, but even our secondary can handle Banks.

Indianapolis at Miami – MIA – The Phish looked very strong with Griese behind center.

Jacksonville at Baltimore – BAL – JDR's woes continue.

New Orleans at Tampa Bay – NO – In their up and down season, this is the Bucs week to lose and their porous run defense has Deuce drooling.

New York Giants at New York Jets – NYG – How are the Giants the AWAY team at Giants Stadium?.

Oakland at Detroit – OAK – Tui gets his first start as a Raider against the toophless Lions.

San Diego at Chicago – SD – The Bolts have more talent on the roster, but will their heads be in this game?

Cincinnati at Arizona – CIN – Can Mavelous Marvin get the Bungles to .500 this week?

Pittsburgh at Seattle – SEA – Should Tommy be looking over his shoulder for Batch?

Philadelphia at Atlanta – PHI – McNabb gets an easy one to turn things around.

St. Louis at San Francisco – STL – Bulger to Holt isn't just resurrecting the Rams, they're resurrecting my Hasbeens, too!

Washington at Dallas – DAL – Hey, 'Old Ball Coach', here's a REAL ball coach.

Green Bay at Minnesota – MIN – Favre's turf curse strikes again.

New England at Denver – NE – If the Pates can win in Miami, they surely can beat the Kannell-led Broncos at Mile High.