We all do it, so I'm making a thread for it.

Change the lyrics of songs to fit your mood. Today it was "livin' on nabs, vitamin C, and Coffee"

 

***not terribly dirty but somewhat

When you are with me,
I'm free
because you're going
down on me, yeah
All that you suck on
is mine
with your hands in
'tween my thighs
my sack is nice

-Creed

 

Here is one from the sixties



...and at night
in my car
I'll beat off in a jar
and I'll send all my lovin' to you


the Beatles / All My lovin'

 

The most recent was at the hospital with Joshua...

Hush little baby don't you cry,
you can look forward to pissing in my eye...

 

My friend used to sing, "Big old Jenn is a rhino. Don't carry me too far away. Oh, oh, oh. Big old Jenn is a rhino, but it's here that I have to stay."
They're not married anymore. Funny thing is, she wasn't even fat then, but she is now.

 

Instead of "My Girl", I sing "My Self"

Everybody knows
"Nothing would be Finer, than to be in your vagina, In the morning
Nothing would be sweeter, than your lips upon my peter, in the morning"

 

Because we didn't like Pearl Jam...instead of Don't Call Me Daughter...we went with Don't Call Me Sgt. Slaughter.

 

Peter Paul and Mary did Puff the Majic Dragon we renamed it puff the tragic faggot.

 

Ask Twiggy about the songs we renamed in his honor. Drove him batty.

 

This site is cool for all the lyrics you heard wrong:

www.kissthisguy.com