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On TEs it really looked like they were featuring Hurst game 1 then he disappeared. Are they only using him in revenge games?

 

It’s coming….

 

Didn’t we have 35 rushing attempts last Sunday? And didn’t they net us about 35 yards?

 

31 for 83.

 

Ian Thomas is still on the team and still fondles little boys

 

No. 31, including a pass that counted as a rush attempt because it was behind the line of scrimmage. So actually 30.




Imagine if they took another 1 yard run up 13-7 instead of fumbling the ball to Minnesota for a touchdown.