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Tips on saving money........

Discussion in 'Home Improvement & DIY Forum' started by marlinfan1, Jun 25, 2008.

  1. marlinfan1

    marlinfan1 Full Access Member

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    ...1. stay out of my way.
    2. i charge more for how you did it in New Jersey.
    3. everyone thinks that "i work for myself", nope, every job i take has a different set of rules.
    4. if i drive up to your house in a jag, and ask for $ up front, and you give it to me....i'll get more. idiot.
    5. if i drive up to the curb and park there because my truck leaks so much oil that it makes your eyes water, and i ask for $ up front and you give it to me, i won't be back
    6. see below.....
    7. if you're pregnant, and it might be my baby, its gonna cost more.
    8. if you refer to consumer reports or your college roommate who dresses up as darth vader at halloween, its gonna cost you,.....unless your hottie wife dresses up as Aunt Bea.
    9,10,11,........you're not gonna save $ period. pay the going rate, and leave your workers alone.

    ....ohh number 6?...the killer! if you and your wife can't decide on a last name.....i'm charging you both!!!!
     
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    jazzbluescat superstar...yo.

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    Freakshow Fuck you guys.

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    Phil Bertron used to have his old lady dress up like Syd, the billy goat, hip waders and all. he drove a mean fence post back in those days.
     
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    I love your.....

    .....vast use of words.
     
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    Maybe you freak and your yes man chipshotx....

    ......editing is the giant eraser.
     
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    ok, i know when i'm beat.........

    ......i'm going to retreat now. white flag waving! the class clown is going to the back of the bus.
     
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    jazzbluescat superstar...yo.

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    I noticed it's getting pretty crowded.
     

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