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Things You Can Do in .6 Seconds in Cameron Indoor Stadium

Discussion in 'Charlotte Hornets' started by Franchise, Jan 28, 2007.

  1. Franchise

    Franchise Turn it Blue

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    "Clemson's Hamilton scored with 5.0 seconds left to cut Duke's lead to 66-63. Duke's McRoberts, throwing the ball inbounds, made an errant pass to Hamilton. The Tigers' sharpshooter caught the ball and shot, but the clock didn't begin until the ball was only a few feet above the rim. Officials studied the television monitor and determined 4.4 seconds were left when the ball went through the basket."

    Here's a list of things you can also do in a similar .6 second window:

    * Complete the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle
    * Knit a sweater
    * Change a tire
    * Perform an angioplasty
    * Get a sociology degree
    * Undermine the crebility of an entire sport
    * Your taxes
    * Film 2 more American Express commercials
    * Get your Circuit City $30 mail-in rebate check
    * Read "War and Peace"
    * Arm the entire Dook basketball team "for life" by teaching them it's entirely acceptable to cheat
    * Get the local DA rung up on bar association ethics violations
    * Evolve
    * Sing "I'm Sailing Away"
    * Get your drivers license renewed at the DMV
    * Paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel
    * Find Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction
    * Hire a basketball coach at NC State
    * Grow hair on Dick Vitale's head
    * Resolve the Israeli-Palestenian conflict
    * Have half a season of losses pinned on your assistant coach after back surgery
    * Reverse global warming
    * Convince Brett Favre to retire
    * Housebreak a cocker spaniel
    * Go around the world in 80 days
    * Find Jimmy Hoffa
    * Hold a parade for your football team (NC State reference)
    * Blow-dry Cyrstal Gayle's hair
    * Convict OJ Simpson
    * Take an accurate census of China (and India)
    * Find Osama Bin Laden
    * Watch Clemson win a basketball game in Chapel Hill
    * Map the human genome
    * Re-enact the entire Civil War
    * Find pictures of Britney Spears with underwear on
    * Watch Abe Vigoda run the mile
    * Get a word in as a guest on "The O'Reilly Factor"
    * Convert the Pope to Scientology
    * Watch the Chicago Cubs win the World Series
    * See the return of Halley's comet
    * Beat a dook student in Dungeons and Dragons
    * Separate Pangaea into continents
    * Win the war on terror
    * Find the lost continent of Atlantis
    * Get in and out of a Cracker Barrel on a Saturday Morning
    * Light the candles on Greg Oden's birthday cake
    * Name Shawn Kemp's children
    * Get Mark McGwire elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame
    * Find Waldo
    * Certify the 2000 Presidential election
    * Watch dook win a football game
    * Receive good service from Time Warner Cable
    * Exit the parking lot after an AARP meeting
    * Get my wife to admit she was wrong
    * Make a U-turn at a DUI checkpoint (JJ Redick reference)
    * Find a cure for the common cold
    * Watch an entire season of 24
    * 25 to life
    * Untangle the lights for the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree
    * Serve an entire 'term' as president of Cuba
    * Build Rome
     
  2. wossa

    wossa Not a ********* any more

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    hah

    that's from a thread over on Inside Carolina - the thread has almost 1,200 replies and almost 61,000 views

    they had fun with that one
     
  3. gridfaniker

    gridfaniker Loathsome

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    wow! did each reply contain the same wit and ingenuity as the original? 'cause if they did, that's just crazy.
     

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