The WNBA

With all the libs complaining about how women don't get paid the same as men and patriarchy and misogyny and all the "isms", I think I know what the WNBA needs.

The WNBA needs a transgender WOMAN, who is white, bangs biological females, identifies as a lesbian woman, and posterizes all those bitches on a nightly basis. She would have a hairy chest, look like Vlade Divac, beard and all, and just own those hoes like Andy Kaufman.

That would be epic. So many people would tune in. And then all the salaries of the WNBA players would magically rise.

#CAPITALISM