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The Onion

Discussion in 'TV & Movie Discussion' started by mathmajors, Jan 27, 2004.

  1. Jan 27, 2004 at 10:04 PM #1
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    You just find that? It's old. Couple years ago, some Asian paper picked up on a story about the White House being for sale. :D
     
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    I've known about it for several years, but I check it infrequently. The current top story is funny just for the title.

    http://www.theonion.com/4004/top_story.html
     
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    After years of false statements and empty promises, it's time for big changes in Washington," Bush said. "We need a president who will finally stand up and fight against the lies and corruption. It's time to renew the faith the people once had in the White House. If elected, I pledge to usher in a new era of integrity inside the Oval Office."
     
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    Did you see the one about Rumsfeld and the copier?

    Rumsfeld Only One Who Can Change Toner In
    White House Printer

    WASHINGTON, DC—White House sources reported Monday that Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld is the only cabinet member who can figure out how to change the toner in the White House printer. "Let me walk you through it again," Rumsfeld said. "You lift the toner-cartridge lid, then you move this switch back and remove the old cartridge. That goes in el garbage. Next, you remove this tape here from the new cartridge—now, that's important. If you forget that, you'll be printing blank pages all day long. Okay, so you just slide it on in, and you're good to go." When reached for comment, Rumsfeld said he doesn't mind changing the toner, but doesn't see what's so hard about it.
     

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