The Observer should be on the Jackass line...

Don't pout. Remember - don't ask if you don't want to know.

Wonderboy (Tenacious D)

 

Actually, no never was a big beatles fan. I'd go back and listen to my EWF collection first.

 

~reminds self to never come back to this thread~

 

*Ring*

Information.

Piper: Uhh, yes, I'd like lost and found please.

One second.

Department of Posession Engineering.

That's pretty clever.

yes, we know. We've only been working on that one for a year or two.

I'd like to report a lost point.

Okay, we're on it. 7 to 10 business days.

 

2 words come to mind...

re·dun·dant Pronunciation Key (r-dndnt)
adj.
1. Exceeding what is necessary or natural; superfluous.
2. Needlessly wordy or repetitive in expression: a student paper filled with redundant phrases.
3. Of or relating to linguistic redundancy.

lu·di·crous Pronunciation Key (ld-krs)
adj.
Laughable or hilarious because of obvious absurdity or incongruity. See Synonyms at foolish

 

How about irrevevant conclusion.

Definition:

An argument which purports to prove one thing instead
proves a different conclusion.

 

Sentence usage:
yeah, I do think that whining about seeing a team you don't like on the cover of the sports page is ludicrous.

You's a Ho (Ludacris)

 

Now let me understand this... on any given day 10-20-30 or so threads can be started in this rant n rave board (which is where I started this thread) and you choose which ones to respond in and which ones not to. Obviously there must be some sexual attraction to me?

Are you saying that my rants are the only ones you disagree with?

But nevermind that 99.9% of the time, I never start a thread directed at people in the "message board community" and what the fuck, the very first response MVM has is:

"Waitor!
Yes sir?
I'd like to send my dish back to the kitchen.
What's the problem?
I ordered the sweet and sour chicken but all I've got is sour."

Which is typical of any of his responses as of late. JHOP must be proud....

 

>>Obviously there must be some sexual attraction to me?

What you do with your unfulfilled life is your own business.

>>Are you saying that my rants are the only ones you disagree with?

Forest for the trees, Sandy? Are you the only person I've ever replied to, or are you just deluded?

In the end, no, you're just the only person here so militant about having people disagree with you. I really do enjoy it when you try to project your problems on me, as if I'm the cause.

>>the very first response MVM has is:

yep. And see that's why it's a joke. You're being bitter, mostly because you dislike Duke.
Quoth the Piper (evermore):

An argument which purports to prove one thing instead
proves a different conclusion.

>>JHOP

the constant is you. Remember that. Also remember I've yet to insult you...though I think I called you deluded once just then. But it was based on opinions I've read.

 

OK - well one of us has got to stop this shit one day and since it appears niether one of us is going anywhere...

Sorry but you don't simply agree or disagree with people, if that were the case, I'd be getting in to these things with lots of people, but as it stands, now that JHOP is gone, you are the only person that this shit happens with. Sure Piper will say a thing or two - but he is not obsessed - but I would say that most of the others, we have agreed on things and disagreed on things. So in the end, we just get on each others nerves, I could leave today, and stop back by in a few weeks and you would have your new SandMan and vice versa, I would have my JHOP or MVM that these tired threads evolve to.

See for what it is, its not as big as you thing...