Steelers...

Yeah, one more thing before I hit the sack. I have a joke for ya --

This guy at a bar is starting to get really shit-faced so he says to the bartender:

Guy – “Hey you better cut me off. Horrible things happen when I get drunk.”

Bartender – “Whatever you say”

Guy – “So what’s the worst thing that has happened when you’ve had too much to drink?”

Bartender – “About a year ago I got hammered here during an after hours party. I tried to drive home and totaled my car. I had to walk the rest of the way and when I finally made it home at 4 in the morning my girlfriend and I had a huge fight. The next day she left me.”

Guy – “That’s pretty bad but I think I can top it. Every weekend I get so plastered that I end up wandering home and blowing chunks for hours.
I blow chunks until I pass out, then I wake up in a puddle with that nasty taste in my mouth”

Bartender – “Come on pal that’s nothin’. Plenty of people have been in that situation.”

Guy – “No, You don’t understand . . . .
chunks is my dog”


Y2’s avatar inspired that . . . it’s all your fault Y2. That, and the couple of beers I’ve had.)

EDIT -
Doesn't anyone like my joke?
Please find me amusing . . . .
Someone?
Anyone?

mommy . . . . (whimper)