Since I can't bump this thread

I can honestly believe everything here.

 

He looks a little like the sidekick dude on Tool Time (hasbeens99 pic) . . . and “tool” is a most appropriate word. You can tell he’s sucking in the gut and pushing out the chest (for the ladies). He probably met those noticeably “non superior” looking young ladies 15 minutes before that pic and he lured them away from the church group bus with his huge vocabulary and superior-ness. Yes, he sure has supplied proof positive that he’s “for the ladies”. Oh, and superior . . . and stuff.
I actually feel a little sorry for him. For 4 or 5 years running he continues to come off as an emotional quadriplegic and far from superior.

 

I believe he was their councilor or chaperone or something. Either way they probably felt uncomfortable about asking him to get out of the picture and therefore didn't.

I loved this part, I finally figured out where he thought I owed him a beer. On charlotte.com someone registered as "Collin's House of Watson" and started making fun of this dumbass. I said whoever made that shit up deserves a beer on me. It turned out that it was himself, making fun of himself, and a year later he's expecting a beer.

 

Well maybe he is not as stupid as I thought!

 

he's not stupid. He's just so full of himself he can't see past his own eyelides if his imagination isn't driving it.