sandra lee

yup....seems like I saw one show she was doing for a kids party or something and of course had an adult beverage recipe to help make the party go over better for the adults involved...

 

It's all about Paula Dean!

 

it's the only thing she does well (if you like those sorts of cocktails).


i've seen her literally take a premade pie shell, then scoop out the filling of another already prepared pie and maybe mix it with some other ingredient, then stuff it into the other pie shell. and that's what she calls cooking?

 

LOL.... What can you say??? The bitch got talent!!!!

 

Is she anorexic? Because that would that be ironic.


By the way, only on the Food network can you find so many attractive yet completely annoying women. I use to really like Rachel Ray. But the hand gestures have gotten way too exaggerated - to the point that it's almost absurd. And that Italian chick with the big mouth - reminds me of the adopted Canadian brother on the South Park movie. Every time she smiles, I expect her head to fall off. And the one that sits there and watches the guy cook. The show's been on for like five years, and she still hasn't learned to cook anything. WTF?

 

Giada looks like a pancakehead natalie portman.

 

never trust a skinny cook. giada has talent, but her recipes are very hit and miss. paula dean uses way too fucking much butter, but looks like she knows what she's doing (we don't cook that style of food very much). the barefoot contessa is good (ina garten will feed ya).

rachel ray i just can't stand. why the fuck does she say "e-v-o-o" and then have to clarify she means "extra virgin olive oil"? is it just to hear herself speak? cuz she doesn't stop talking. it's like people who say "dubya dubya two" instead of "world war 2". WW2 makes sense when you're typing, but "dubya" is more syllables than "world" or "war". she should just say "olive oil" and figure people know by now to use extra virgin. i'm not a fan of her recipes, but my brother- and sister-in-law cook her stuff all the time.

 

indeed. and she uses hand gestures too much, too. and she has a tendency to describe things that don't really need describing -- like what lemon tastes like.

 

shes got an annoying voice when she pronounces italian words, but otherwise shes better looking than fatass mario