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Discussion in 'Health & Medicine Forum' started by PantherPaul, Feb 16, 2007.

  1. HollyB

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    WADING RIVER, NY -- A Shoreham man plans to sue a Wading River deli over a jar of Peter Pan peanut butter he says was tainted with salmonella. George Lupancik claims he became violently ill Wednesday and soiled the trousers of a tuxedo he was having measured for a wedding this weekend.

    "It was like nothing I'd ever experienced before," said Lupancik, a 37-year-old accountant and amateur accordian player. "I must have unloosed a gallon of diarrhea into those pants."

    Lupancik was scheduled to appear with his polka band, The Tricky Devils, at a wedding in Shoreham this weekend. Now that he's been diagnosed with salmonella, the band can't make the date.

    "If it was anyone else, we may be able to get by, but I'm the accordian player, dammit," Lupancik fumed. "Do you know how difficult it is to find an experienced accordian player on short notice? I just feel really bad for the bride and groom. This was supposed to be their special day."

    Making matters worse, Lupanick has been sent a bill from Silky Elegance, the tuxedo rental shop in Shoreham where he was trying on his suit. "They want $300 for the tux, and $100 per day until it's replaced," Lupancik said. "What the fuck?"

    Lupancik said he's been spending most of his time on the toilet since first becoming ill. "I'll get done there and as soon as I stand up -- POW! -- I'd ready to go again. It's all I do anymore is shit. My wife won't get anywhere near..well, you know. And I've ruined eight pairs of boxers and some blue jeans."

    He said he is in the process of hiring a lawyer to help in his suit against Delancey's Deli. He said he also plans to sue the makers of the peanut butter. "My life is ruined, at least for now. I know it will get better but dammit, they need to pay."
     
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    I came in last night and noticed a note on the counter to not eat the peanut butter ,, it has the same code they been advertising....
    g/f was sick for almost a week... thats some bad poison..

    wonder if that " Full " refund allows for the lost week wages and the doctor bill... not to mention pain and suffering ...
     
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    had to throw 2 jars away myself. Brought the lids in with the 2111 on them, and Harris Teeter gave me a refund.
     
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