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Running Simpsons Quotes Thread

Discussion in 'TV & Movie Discussion' started by lj4three, Feb 24, 2003.

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  1. Mar 26, 2003 at 11:13 PM #31
    The HypnoToad

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    "He tells me to BURN things !!"

    ....Ralph, discussing the leprechaun in his back yard:



    "Ah warsh mahself with a rag on a stick !!"

    ...Bart, imagining himself as fat , unemployed shut-in
     
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  2. Mar 27, 2003 at 1:05 AM #32
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    I'm Bart Simpson. - Bart Simpson
     
  3. Mar 27, 2003 at 6:21 PM #33
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    well of coarse I have a few:

    "Homer no function beer well without"
    Marge: "Let's get some beer in you and get you to bed"
    Marge, am I going crazy, or is my back getting hairier?
    "As God as my witness, I'll always be hungry again!"
    "two wrongs make a right, Lisa"
    "It's a crock, no matter how good you are there is someone better"
    "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose -- it's how drunk you get."


    Honey loves Homer, I think I am in love.... :mushy:
     
  4. Mar 27, 2003 at 10:44 PM #34
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    hibbert: homer, i'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
    homer: say it in english, doc.
    hibbert: you're going to need open heart surgery.
    homer: spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo.
    hibbert: we're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
    homer: could you dumb it down a shade?
     
  5. Mar 27, 2003 at 10:45 PM #35
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    Homer looking for money in the couch...


    Homer: Hmm...ow, pointy!
    Eww, slimy.
    Oh, moving!
    Ah-ha! Oh, twenty
    dollars...I wanted a peanut!

    Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!

    Homer: Explain how.

    Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for good and services.
     
  6. Mar 27, 2003 at 10:49 PM #36
    vegas

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    Homer calls president Clinton...

    Homer: Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone
    knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you!
     
  7. Mar 27, 2003 at 10:58 PM #37
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    this episode homer is an astronaut:

    bart: wow, my father an astronaut. i feel so full of...what's the opposite of shame?
    marge: pride?
    bart: no, not that far from shame.
    homer: less shame?
    bart: yeah...
     
  8. Mar 29, 2003 at 11:46 PM #38
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    ...funny stuff

    Lisa: And I'm going to the park to jam with "The Little White Girls
    Blues Quartet." Wanna come with me, Daddy-O?

    Homer: I'd love to, honey, but Daddy has to go to a beer-drinking
    contest today.

    Bart: Think you'll win?

    Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

    Bart: Gotcha.
     
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