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Running Simpsons Quotes Thread

Discussion in 'TV & Movie Discussion' started by lj4three, Feb 24, 2003.

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  1. Feb 28, 2003 at 12:24 AM #11
    twinks

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    a classic

    Bart: Mo-om! My slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck.
    Marge: Bart, where do you pick up words like that?
    Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! That just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
     
  2. Mar 1, 2003 at 9:21 PM #12
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    The Simpsons

    Homer: That's not America, that's not even Mexico.

    Homer to the Smashing Pumpkins - "Thanks to your depressing music my children have given up on a future that I could not have possibly provided them."
     
  3. Mar 2, 2003 at 11:24 PM #13
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    Grandpa: This elevator only goes to the basement... and someone made an awwwwwwful mess down there.


    Grandpa: Sex? I've had seeex. what's wrong with hearing your elderly father talk about seeeeeeeex?

    Homer: mmmm sacrilicious.

    Homer: Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree... AHHHHHHH!!!
     
  4. Mar 3, 2003 at 12:01 AM #14
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    McBane: My eyes, these goggles , they do nothing.

    Homer: Mmmmm...waffle runoff


    Homer: Excuse me...I seem to have misplaced my pants


    Homer: I played Dungeons and Dragons for three hours!! Then I was slain by an elf.

    Homer: MMmmm Floor Pie.


    On another note...anyone see the cast of the Simpsons on Inside the Actors Studio with John Lipton.

    the guy who does homer looks like homer. All in all, it was an awesome episode.
     
  5. Mar 3, 2003 at 8:38 AM #15
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    Ralph-"I bent my Wookie."

    Lenord Nimoy-"A solar eclipse, the cosmic ballet continues."
    Guy sitting next to him on monorail-"Anybody wanna trade seats?"

    Chief Wiggum-"Stay back folks, nothing to see here. OH MY GOD A HORRIBLE PLANE CRASH! Come on everybody gather round."

    Guy jumping out of window-"Oh No! the PTA has disbanded!"

    Moleman-"My doctor didn't tell me that. I had to hear it from Phish."

    Homer-"What's going on in here? And I want the non-gay answer."
     
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  6. Mar 4, 2003 at 12:08 AM #16
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    homer: Canada?? Why would we want to go to America Jr.????
     
  7. Mar 4, 2003 at 9:48 AM #17
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    Ralph Wiggum:

    "My Daddy shoots people."

    "ahh sleep.... where I'm a viking!"

    And my favorite one of all:

    Grandpa Simpson in all the early episodes:

    "Shoot me!"
     
  8. Mar 7, 2003 at 8:38 AM #18
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    Cletus-"I can call my Ma from up here. Hey Ma, git off the dang roof!"
     
  9. Mar 7, 2003 at 12:50 PM #19
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    Marge: The man who cut my hair was also the president of FOX.
     
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    Bart: "I'm really afraid I'm not gonna pass this year"
    Homer: "Ahh - but just think, you'll be the biggest kid in your class next year"


    Marge - "I think Bart should return the money he found to the rightful owner"
    Homer - "Marge, I love you very much - but your living in a dream world with butterflies and beautiful flowers and little leprechauns."


    Homer: "Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. Barts a vampire, beer kills brain cells. That enough of that, now lets go back to that building... thingie... where our beds and the TV... is."
     
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