Running Simpsons Quotes Thread

Ralph - "When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"

From the X-files episode:

Scully: Homer, this is a simple lie detector- it measures your heartbeat and your perspiration rate... do you understand?

Homer:...........YES (lie detector explodes)


add on guys

 

To the book depository!!!
Aye, tis a fine barn. Dohest!!!
Alcohol. The cause and solution to all of life's problems.

 

*Homer: "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."
*"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming."
*"I think the saddest day of my life was when I realised I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four."
*"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"


I love Homer..........................

 

Lisa - "I will NOT go to the university of South Carolina!!!!"

 

I believe the quote was

Homer: Don't worry Lisa, we'll give you the best education the Sate of South Carloina can offer.

Lisa: No! I will NOT be a Gamecock!

 

Homer: "Mmm, bacon."

"Open-faced club sand wedge. Mmm."

"52 slices of American cheese. Mmm."

Homer: "Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's get this thing done and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
-Homer's brain: "It's a deal!"

 

Ralph Wiggam: "Me speak bad english? That's unpossible!"

Homer Simpson:"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

Kent Brockman:"The weather service has now upgraded from winter wonderland to a class III kill storm"

a couple off the top of my head...

 

Yep, mmmhmmm.

 

Moe : Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay?


Homer: You used to be a boxer just like me?
Moe: Yup. They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid
Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.
Homer: [raising dirty pail] Hey, what's this?
Moe: Ah, that, that's my old spit bucket. Yeah, I've been meaning to empty that out.

And the best one of all:

Homer: You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names
in boxing! He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!
Moe: Yeah, he was my manager. Back when I was Gorgeous, everybody wanted a piece of me. But somehow, I just never made it to thebig time.

Homer: Why not?
Moe: 'Cause I got knocked out forty times in a row. That, plus
politics. You know, it's all politics.
Homer: [glaring] Lousy democrats.


Incase you can't tell my favorite episode is when homer becomes a boxer

 

Ralph: "Hello super Nintendo Chamers"

Homer: "No beer and no TV make Homer something something"
Marge: "Go crazy?"
Homer: "Don't mind if I do" (one of my favorite one's.. It was a rip of the shining)

Homer: "What are you gonna do? Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?"