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Recipe for puking at the Fair!

Discussion in 'Food & Drink Forum' started by HollyB, Oct 5, 2007.

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  1. Oct 5, 2007 at 9:44 AM #1
    HollyB

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    Run home after work, change clothes then meet BF and rest of group at friends house for quick dinner.

    Realize dinner is chinese and most everything has green bell peppers in it, so just have rice and noodles.

    Arrive at Fair and do a quick walk around looking for that freaky guy that stuck nails and pin in his body the last time you went to the fair, don't find his booth.

    Try to get everyone to go on a ride. Nobody will.

    Play balloon/dart, watergun/balloon, ring toss on bottle and BB gun target game. Win nothing.

    Try again to get anyone to go on a ride. Nobody will.

    Have a bite of a funnel cake, a bite of sausage sandwich and some cotton candy.

    Beg everyone to go on a ride, just one ride, pleeeeeeease. One person consents.

    Find ride with no line and slightly disfigured carny with 2 teeth.

    Get on ride with friend, enjoying ride laughing, suddenly realize ride isn't going up and down anymore but just around in a sideways kind of manner.

    Notice friends are laughing with carny and carny is holding cash. Start feeling a little sick.

    Start feeling sicker, ride is still in same pattern. Start motioning carny to stop ride. Carny just laughs, as do friends.

    Realize you are going to vomit. Frantically motion carny/friends to stop ride and give BF the "I'm f-ing serious" look, BF leans toward carny and says stop.

    Ride starts to slow down as you begin to start puking, friends scatter.

    Ride stops, carny walks over and asks you to puke outside the car thingy, you don't.

    Get off ride, wish you had more puke to share and project on friends who are laughing hysterically as they bring you water and napkins.

    Promise to never, ever, bug friends to ride any rides anymore.
     
  2. Oct 5, 2007 at 9:46 AM #2
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    Not sure why but you puking made me smile.
     
  3. Oct 5, 2007 at 9:53 AM #3
    HollyB

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    :sadbanana:
     
  4. Oct 5, 2007 at 9:56 AM #4
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    I thought this thread may have been about Fred and his gag reflex...at the fair. :lipsrsealed2:
     
  5. Oct 5, 2007 at 2:09 PM #5
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    Holly's like the little 5 year-old kid that won't shut up about riding a ride at the fair. You can almost see her tugging at her friends shirts.
     
  6. Oct 5, 2007 at 3:33 PM #6
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    If I was there I would have held your hair back for you.

    I'm nice like that.
     
  7. Oct 5, 2007 at 3:34 PM #7
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  8. Oct 5, 2007 at 3:35 PM #8
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    Thanks, how about riding the rides?
     
  9. Oct 5, 2007 at 3:36 PM #9
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    Tunnel of Love?

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  10. Oct 5, 2007 at 3:41 PM #10
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    They didn't have that one. Scrambler or Death Drop?
     
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