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Prostate exam

Discussion in 'Health & Medicine Forum' started by meatpile, Jun 6, 2006.

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  1. Jun 8, 2006 at 1:27 PM #11
    gridfaniker

    gridfaniker Loathsome

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    I'da just had them install a new urethra. they make 'em out of PVC these days.
     
  2. Jun 13, 2006 at 11:08 PM #12
    meatpile

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    Prostatitis.

    So she's sticking her finger up my ass. She roots around. And then she says - 'Oh yeah.'

    The homos might like the fact that she kept doing things she thought would be painful - rooting around in some way - and it all felt fine.

    So - 1 month of Cipro, and for the first week 2400mg of Ibuprofen daily. I guess alot of guys have this and live with it for years like I did. I hope to be pissing like a 5 year old in a couple of weeks.
     
  3. Jun 14, 2006 at 2:33 AM #13
    Hyme Lipshitz

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    try this to help the cure,, tell the wife it's for your health it's the least she can do
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage
     
  4. Jun 14, 2006 at 10:23 AM #14
    aitchp

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    Go with this one Meat:

    "Pegging, where a woman penetrates a man with a strap-on dildo, also provides intense prostate stimulation for some men."
     
  5. Jun 14, 2006 at 12:40 PM #15
    hasbeen99

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    If he would've offered me teflon, I would've gone for it. :agreed:
     
  6. Jun 14, 2006 at 1:13 PM #16
    magnus

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    My insurance only covers a cast iron one. I hear some people are getting the plexiglas ones and running neon through them. Bling bling!
     
  7. Jun 14, 2006 at 1:58 PM #17
    Honeygirl

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    :drool:. Ask her. Hell, a lot of chickas love rimming and giving the prostate a good work out...you might be surprised ;).

    Good luck Meat - hope you're okay!
     
  8. Jun 14, 2006 at 8:25 PM #18
    Fred

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    I had a prostate infection a few years back- was on Cipro 500mg twice a day for a month and Flomax, one a day. It worked.

    Did she tell you to "keep the pipes cleaned out"? Prostate infections in younger men (under 50) tend to come from not getting off enough.
     
  9. Jun 14, 2006 at 8:59 PM #19
    meatpile

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    Mine' probably from excessive drainage. I am definitely not backed up.

    WTF is flomax?
     
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