Preseason Predictions

I'll bet you $1000 the Panthers won't end the season 10-6.

 

Old habits die hard

 

Same old panthers pulling out a defeat from the jaws of victory.

Well disciplined team so far this year for sure.

 

REOPENING THREAD FOR: Most likely RISER and FALLER

RISER
I pick the broncos (#26th) to crack the top 10 by years end, mostly due to a weak schedule, and that Fangio will be able to better manage games with teddy than he was able to with drew. He can count on a very solid defense to keep most games from getting out of reach.
Also - Keep Javonte (NC rook RB) on your fantasy watch list after Melvin Gordon gets a worn down labia

At least 10 wins for Denver -
they play the shitty NFC East so that's at least 3 wins
they will at least split Raiders and Chargers
wins week 1 and week 3 vs Jags & Jets
wins week 14 and 15 vs Lions & Bengals
Also their final game is at home vs Chiefs in which KC key starters will be rested for playoffs.


FALLER
I pick the titans (#9) to suck it. I say Tannehill peaked last year and if they wear Henry out (likely) they are in big trouble. What could amount to a "nothing burger" draft (Farley is brittle) and a rough offseason (aside from Julio) has downgraded their talent. Also- Their punters last name (Ficken) pretty much means FUCK in german slang so he is going to fuck up so badly at some crucial point that it will cost them a W : )

About 10 loses for Tennessee -
4 home loses vs cards (wk1), bills (wk6), chiefs (wk7) and the fucking saints (wk10)
6 away loses vs seachicks (wk2), colts (wk8), rams (wk9), the fucking pats (wk12), steelers (wk15), and B&B's texans (wk 18)

 

49ers are a strong riser candidate, all they have to do is stay healthy.

 

They're in a bind. It's a contender roster, but both quarterbacks look like shit. I also have questions about their secondary, and losing Saleh is significant.

 

Bump.

 

The browns fooled us all

 

Wrong, wrong, wrong