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Post your favorite raunchy song lyrics

Discussion in 'Music Forum' started by ECILAM, May 18, 2003.

  1. ECILAM

    ECILAM Celebrate Diversity

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    From the new Marilyn Manson...

    "I got a F and a C, and I got a K too
    and the only thing that's missing is a bitch like U"
     
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    dig-it Wait'n On That Post Rookie Deal

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    "The Ballad Of Chasey Lain" by the Bloodhound Gang



    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to explain
    I'm your biggest fan
    I just wanted to ask
    Could I eat your ass?
    Write back as soon as you can

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to complain
    Ya never wrote me back
    How could I ever eat
    Your ass when ya treat
    Your biggest fan like that?

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to constrain
    This letter is my last
    As your biggest fan
    I must demand
    You let me eat your ass

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    P.S.
    Mom and Dad this is Chasey
    Chasey this is my mom and dad
    Now show ‘em them titties
    Now show ‘em them titties
    P.S.
    Mom and Dad this is Chasey
    Chasey this is my mom and dad
    Now show ‘em them titties
    Now show ‘em them titties

    Would ya fuck me for blow?
     
  3. voyergirl

    voyergirl y'all suck

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    manson sucks, imo
     
  4. mathmajors

    mathmajors Roll Wave

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    What song is that from?:thinking:
     
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    voyergirl y'all suck

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    shut up.
     
  6. dig-it

    dig-it Wait'n On That Post Rookie Deal

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    I know these lyrics.
    "Ex-Wife Blues" by Dig-it
     
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    mathmajors Roll Wave

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    :D
     
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    gutter Ruud Van Nistilroy

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    When we 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear.:)


    Fuck Lyle Lovette whoever the fuck that is.;)


    Cum guzzling fruitcakes I hope you break your fucking neck.:p


    Paybacks from way back can hurt you like a mutha fucka.:D


    Those are a few.:cool:
     
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    lex viking extraordinaire

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    korn is the foulest in "all in the family". yup. hands down. this tune kicks major ass. :D
     
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    Savio Freelance Pimp

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    Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth

    My baby left me,
    left me sad and blue
    I didn't know what to do...
    without my baby baby baby baby
    And then I met his best friend
    and he took me to his house
    And I said... I said...
    (what you said baby) let me tell you what I said
    Put it in my mouth
    She said put it in her mouth
    I said my motherfuckin mouth
    I mean her motherfuckin mouth
    Put it in my mouth
    She said put it in her mouth
    My motherfuckin mouth

    You wanna go down why not
    I be like Herbie and Hand-you-a-Cock
    And tell you that my name is Ak'
    Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow
    But don't give me no Ralph Lauren grin
    If you're not down to go low (deep in my mouth)
    I'm all about mouth fuckin
    only if you down for dick suckin
    if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin
    and fuck chapsticks
    I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks
    for your chapped ass lips (down in my mouth)
    creamin your teeth like dentists as I'm rubbin them
    With an erection like injections, fuck it I be druggin them
    Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic
    Cummin down your throat like chloraseptic (take it out my mouth)
    No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
    swallowin {gurgle}.. garglin
    I'm givin bitches permanent beards
    Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs
    in your mouth


    Put it in my mouth
    Put it in your mouth
    I said my motherfuckin mouth
    I said your muthafuckin mouth
    Or you can just eat me out
    Or I can just eat you out
    You can eat me out
    Yeah, what's that all about?


    Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it
    I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it
    Baby, slurp it up, it's enough to fill your cup
    It's finger lickin good, and I'm wishin it would
    Go down kinda slow or even fast
    I'm always sprung once I feel your tongue in the crack of my ass
    Hust eatin me-nigga
    Goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
    And you can e a t m e o u t
    But put it in my mouth
    Put it in your mouth
    I said your motherfuckin mouth
    I said your motherfuckin mouth
    And you could just eat me out

    what do ya choose to lick >you could eat me out
    pussy or dick? >put it in your mouth
    people through out the world >I said your muthafuckin mouth
    man it's your pick >put it in my mouth
    what do ya choose to lick >put it in my mouth
    pussy or dick? >I said my muthafuckin mouth
    people through out the world >just put it in my mouth
    yeah it's your pick >muthafuckin mouth
    what do you wanna lick >and you could just eat me out
    pussy or dick? >in my mouth
    people through out the world >put it in my mouth
    its..your..pick..hah >baby-baby in my mouth
    its your pick..pick >let me go down
    >uhh, uhh
    people through out the world >{laughter}
     

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