Peppers may be suspended

That's because you are a bloodsucking pig who lives off the sweat of the working class. but other than that you seem to be an ok guy.

 

My current job was the first job that required I have a pre-employment physical (although it wasnt much of anything!), a urine test, AND a blood test to check for everything. We had one guy who refused to do the blood test and he no longer works for us. I guess my thing is, if you don't have anything to hide, then you don't mind taking the urine and blood tests.

 

Hell, I have been pissing for profit for almost 16 years. In 1990 I started with randoms prior to that it was just to start working (I travelled a lot more) a job. They got real serious in 1990. 1990 coincided with the birth of my daughter and it would have been hard to ask/tell her not to smoke weed when you were. Simply put the coin far out weighed the buzz. Funny how my alcohol consumption went up in 1990 as well

 

was he ever tested?

 

Was that you?!? When I worked out at the nuke plant back in the day when you had to stand in line to get your badge, there was a heavy stench of alcohol in the air. This was like 7 o'clock in the morning. I never understood how they didn't get caught.

I was a contractor and got tested ALL THE TIME! I'd hold my breath if I had eaten a lemon poppyseed muffin for breakfast. I drink about a gallon plus of water a day and was once told my pee was too clean. I took it as a compliment.

 

Thank goodness! I hope he has one hell of a game Sunday.

Go Panthers!

 

Actually, I'm the guy that funds the social security and unemployment trust funds.

 

Yeah, I pay for atleast two or three dead beats a week. Bastards! I was unemployed for two weeks and a couldn't even get an appointment at the unemployment office. I said fuck it and started my own damn company.

 

you hiring, Bubba?

 

Piss test story: company used to own us had drug testing for their guys. A good thing since a lot of them hauled hazardous waste in big trucks. Sober/clean is a good thing there. One (clean) dude went in the toilet to give his sample. He also filled a baggie with piss and put in the drop ceiling above the toilet. The next (not clean) guy went in after, stood on the toilet to get the baggie, slipped and broke his ankle. "what were you doing standing on the toilet?" "Uhhhhh....".

Football: We are fucking cursed. Fuck Buckner. Fuck Peppers. Fuck the refs. Fuck the league. Change the goddam mascot or something. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. How long till mini-camp starts?