Panthers vs Saints Running Commentary

I want to get to the fucking offseason as soon as fucking possible. I don't give a flying fuck about these last two games. This franchise needs several rounds of chemotherapy and I want to start as soon as we can.

 

Fuck it. I hate that great defensive effort was for nothing though.

 

I honestly didn’t give a shit for the last 10 minutes of the game. I prayed for another fluke defensive score; that was their only hope.

And even if we had scored a defensive TD to win, they would’ve gone right back to being mediocre as shit next week, with week of wear and tear on Jake Jr’s wing.

 

Frustrating as fuck. Game was there but you can't leave at a minimum 6 points on the board. If Cams shoulder hurts bench his ass the last few games. He sucked balls tonight

 

This should be teppers excuse for vacating boa.

Why waste time emotionally or simply watching, much less buying tix?

You're on the clock, teppers.

 

We didn't have a prayer after the soul crushing interception to end the half. We didn't lose by 14 like I said we would (because Sean Payton tugged little baby penises as a play caller tonight), but when you're a weak, mentally broken team, there's no margin of error. We were fucked up the ass with our pants on. The good news is that our owner is an enabling fatass who wants to throw the ball even more on first down, so there's a lot to look forward to here.

 

I’m trying to remember the last game I felt fear while watching our offense. B&B was also right—Turner makes everything too complicated. Shula brought the meat and potatoes and rarely strayed from it.

 

Someone doesn’t like David Tepper.

 

Hey guys, look! This is exactly what the fuck happened. It happened exactly like I said it would.



Hold my fucking beer. Hold it.

 

When you put all your chips in on a loser, this is what happens.

Year after year after year.

Fuck cam newton, stuttering retatd rivera and little dick loser n turner. Fuckem.