Panthers vs Jets Running Commentary

I don't think I would want one of those laying around my house

 

Rule 34...

 

I'm not worried about the Jets. I think they're going to end up being what everyone expects the Houston Texans to be.

 

This

 

expectations. .. should never have ‘em, but I do

I expect the panther D to have a very big day (bunch of sacks, tons of pressures, f f’s and recoveries, picks, all that shit!)
I also expect Sammy to tap dance around too much and take a few games to get comfortable and start to gell.
But I expect #22 to bail him out and at least a 10 point win vs what I expect to be a bottom 3 or 4 team.
If Carolina wins by less than double figures then another less than awesome season can be expected

 

Btw- Matt Damon is a midget.
I had breakfast with him and a few other guys right after he had done that POS Courage Under Fire. He was the shortest dude there. I’m 5’10” we were both in the same style of shoe and he was a good 2 inches shorter. I think always being the dwarf next to his buddy ben finally made him insecure enough to start wearing lifts and lying about his height

 

Wouldn't be the first or last.

Old ray Liotta interview he said Stallone is super sensitive about his physique (as if the HGH drip he's on now doesn't tell you) and while filming Cop Land he was always assuring people that the weight he put on was just for a role.

 

Excluding pro athletes, I've never been around a famous person who isn't a dwarf. Small body, giant heads.

 

First “really” famous person I ever met was probably the shortest AND the most genuine. Henry Winkler could not have been more awesome.
He talked to me like he had nothing else to do. Might be the only short famous actor who isn’t all fucked up by those two things. )