On a lighter note

Here is a post I read on another board that I thought was quite funny:

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RE: RE: Post Atlanta Predictions here......
10/14/02 07:40PM


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Carolina will lead by 7 going into the 4th quarter and we will run the ball on 3rd and 25 go for it 4th and 24 and throw a 30 yard bomb and S Smith will break loose down the sidelines and his shoe will come off and he falls down at the 8 yard line.On first and ten the birds will have 16 in the box to stop the run and Henning in all his genius will call a Quarterback sneak from the 8 and Weinkie gets his leg broken on the play after he loses 4 yards on the carry but Weinke gets an unsportsman like penalty for cussing while in pain because it was an nonfootball type break in his leg while Tuten is busy patting himself on the back for only having 12 false starts called on him in this game!On second and 29 Henning thinks its a good time to throw a pass in the flat to the full back and it is successful for minus 8 yards.On 3rd and 37 Henning sees his chance to sneak in a draw(The 10th time it is called on 3rd down)but Dee Brown fumbles the ball but Tuten falls on it.Tuten jumps up and celebrates like he just saved the world and yanks his hement off on the feild and gets a flag thus taking us out of field goal range.Suarbraun hits a perfect punt that hits at the 1 footline but Cooper get an unsportsmanlike penalty for farting on the field,so Atlanta gets it at the 15!After the game the NFL fines Cooper his whole years salary for the incident!On 1st down Peppers gets his 6th sack of the game and causes a fumble but the ref said that QB didnt mean to so the birds get it back at the orginal line of scrimage.2nd down the QB drops back and throws a bullet but it hits Mcdaniel on his a$$ and it bounces 40 yards down the field right in an Atlanta recievers hands touchdown tie game.3 minutes are left in the game and the birds kicker kicks it out of bounds and we get it on the 40.Henning opens up his playbook but can't read it because he steped on his cokebottle glass so he calls a draw.1 Yard,on second he runs another screen to the full back in the flat.Fox cant beleive what he is seeing so he goes over and tells Henning to open it up or else but Henning tells him he cant read his playbook.What we didnt know was that everygame Henning has been going to take a dump at the beginning of the 4th quarter the last 3 games and on the 1st week he left his glasses in the crapper the second week he dropped them down the drain and this week they fell off his head and he broke them.Fox calls Hennings wife to bring the back-up pair to Dan and he gets them and calls skinny post to Muhammed and it goes for 48 yards and puts us in field goal range but Muhammed gets his arm severed from his body and the refs charge us with our last timeout!On the next play Henning calls a draw to Dee Brown and he fumbles it and Atlanta picks it up and runs it down to the 20 yard line.There is 1 min left so they have a couple of plays to try for the endzone.On 1st down they have 18 men on the feild but the refs werent watching and when Peppers stands up and complains to the ref he calls Peppers offsides for a nonfootball move and adds 20 seconds to the clock.Atl runs a play and only gains a few yards.On 3rd down Buckner breaks through the line but trips over Gilberts fat gut and his hands hit the qb in the face so they get a 1st down at the 10.On 1st and second down our def holds and on 3rd Rucker gets a sack and backs the birds back to the 22 yard line so atl goes for the game winning FG and the kicker kicks but it is heading wide right but at the last second the 1st major earthquake in Atlanta history makes the goal post fall to the right and the ball goes through and Atlanta wins.
Now I know this was a really stupid over exageration but think about it folks would you beleive that we would blow 3 games like we did?And our luck has almost as been as bad



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That was cool.

I like the part where Muhammad gets his arm 'severed from his body'.

 

Thanks meat.It kinda felt good to read it,kinda made me feel better after that awful fuckin game