New Year's Resolutions

Lose more weight
Jog more
Get involved with my daughters schooling more.
See if I can get a wildlife rehilbilators permitt or find someone I can volenteer with.
Snub my nose up at some of my family who thought that I would never make it in life. (to the ones that said I would be in and out of jail-never been in one, to the ones that said I would of been married and divorced a few number of times-married once and never been divorced, to the ones that said I would have to many kids to take care of and be on welfare-I have two children and I havent been on welfare since Ive been here in North Carolina, to the ones that said my kids would be nothing but troublemakers and would be taken away from me by the department of children services- never been visited by them people and my kids are growing up with me with parts of my family asking me how did I do it.)
Start making plans about living without the children being in the house

 

1. Lose weight so i can look great at my wedding. Besides, some of the best wedding dresses are in a size 3/4/5/6.

2. Enjoy every moment i have with Shane. I don't want us to turn 80 and be wishing we had cherished more of the time we spent together. (this applies to him, too)

3. I vow to not get annoyed at my mother for the next 9 months when she gives me bad wedding advice (it's already started).

4. Do things i've been wanting to do like go to the museum and attend Broadway productions.

I know there is more, but this is just the beginning of my list.

 

I have to cut down on putting raw calves liver in my pants for sport and amusement. I ruin more damn underwear that way.

 

Seriously, my main NY's resolution is to not put out on first dates. As I told Builder, it was fun being easy- but being easy and old is just plain sad!

 

I give this til the 31st.
























Of December.

 

Care to make a wager?

 

Add another resolution for me. I'll try to keep Microsoft Word open up so I can improve my spelling a little. Gotta keep the Spelling Nazi's off my back

 

to succeed.

 

I'm still working on my resolution from 1993.

I need to eat better and work out more often, which would be any at all.

I also realize I don't help people. My goal is to start being more generous. So ladies, I am offering free sex to anyone. I'm the gift that keeps on giving.

 

Don't worry gutter. One shot and they'll have that cleared right up.