Name the quote

This one's fun.

"Remember, at 4:00 you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's ass."

 

FUCKER!

"You know *****, goodie-two-shoes is fidgeting around like a one-legged cat trying to bury shit on a frozen pond, until old ***** fixes him a couple of pink poontang specials. You know, that crazy drink that I fix for stewardesses? Two shots out of that and ***** is shot to shit, freaked out. I mean, I never saw a guy having so much fun and crying at the same time! "

 

Good one! I had to dig into the memory a bit on this one.

That was Maxwell talking to Hartman in North Dallas Forty.



Since you reminded me of it, I went and looked up my favorite Maxwell line from that movie:

"That's not gross! Shit, gross is when you go to kiss your grandpa good night and he sticks his tongue down your throat. That's gross! Anyway, he's got one that's about 8 inches long and pink, and its got these little crinkles in it, and its got this grinder that makes it go in and out . . . "

 

Hah, I almost put that one up

I saw this for the first time the other night...

"How come when you say "Yes, Sir" it kinda sounds like "Fuck you!"

That line just cracked me the hell up!

 

Elizabeth Shue is so hot.

She replies: "Practice!" :xyzthumbs