My Offseason Power Rankings

If so, either you had some lazy thumbed fucker on the stop watch, or you were a fraction of a sec away from being a world class athlete. Since forums are flooded with Ex world class athletes I’m betting on the lazy thumbed fucker. )

 

The folks in Seattle call them Tharan facts. Every place else will call them bald face lies.
It's just what Tharan the troll does.
Lying is his thing.

 

Yeah dig, I just had an urge to post the words, “lazy thumbed fucker”. :- )

 

Uh, wrong. A 10.7 is ok but it won't even win a high school meet in the greater Houston area. A 10.5 is probably average for a place like that. 10.3 by DK Metcalf is pretty good for a guy that is 230 pounds. But to be honest, he would have had to run a 10.05 just to qualify for the team (not make the team). The current world record by Usain Bolt is 9.58. Which means none of what we are talking about approaches world class.

 

Hey Tharan I always sorta gave you the BOTD but I didn’t really think of you as a douche. . . Well I was wrong about that too I guess . .. you’re a douche

 

LOL, the butties make friends easy.

 

Thanks friend. I make a joke, you miss it, I explain it, and I'm the douche. Got it.

BTW, Panthers are going to suck this year and Darnold is going to come out as trans but still want to play for your team. In NC, they will be forced to build a new bathroom for him. But he will insist on using the woman's bathroom. And the NFL will side with him/her while the Panthers become the first team to go 7-9 for the 17th time in a row, this time with a female QB.

 

Sorry I can’t tell when people are joking anymore. .. indefinite mask-wearing has me confused. )

 

No Rake, you're right about Tharan.

 

Hey even a blind squirrel. .. yeah, he never got to world class athlete but he might still achieve world class douche someday. Shit Tharan go for WCD status! Look how far it got fuckers like Trump and Bill Gates