Mr. Skin Awards

agree, yes, no....I have to say, the ones that I have seen, I agree with...maybe not The 40 Year Old Virgin...good movie, but...

Howard Gensler

The current skinema, at its breastAS WE HEAD into Oscars weekend, all of Hollywood's naked ambition is in the spotlight.

So it seems like a perfect time to see which celebrities put their nakedness to the best use in 2005, with the 7th Annual Mr. Skin's Anatomy Awards, announced yesterday by Sirius Satellite's Howard [Stern] 100 and at MrSkin.com.
Finally, an awards presentation in which whatever you're wearing on the red carpet is too much.

And the wowza winners are:
Best See-through Top: Pam Anderson, "Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson"luv Pam
Best Full-frontal Scene: Alexis Dziena, "Broken Flowers"
Best Buns: Jessica Alba, "Into the Blue" hell yes
Best Nip-slip: Debra Messing, "The Wedding Date"
Best Skinterracial Scene: Jennifer Esposito and Don Cheadle, "Crash"
Best Bikini: Jessica Simpson, "The Dukes of Hazzard"woot
Best Nude Scene: Anne Hathaway, "Havoc"
Best Breasts: Carla Gugino, "Sin City" mm hmm
Biggest Jumbo Jacks: Cynthia Ettinger, "Carnivale," HBO
Best Nude-comer: Juliette Marquis
Best Over-50 Skin Scene: Jane Seymour, "Wedding Crashers"
Best DVD: "The 40-Year-Old Virgin: Unrated Edition"
Best Network TV Scene: Lake Bell, "Surface," NBC
Best Skincest Scene: Polly Walker, "Rome," HBO
Best Lesbian Scene: Juliette Marquis and Cheyenne Silver, "This Girl's Life," Showtime
Best Bonus DVD Scene: P.J. Soles, "Stripes"
Best FUR-frontal: Mia Kirshner, "The L Word," Showtime
Best Cable TV Show: "Masters of Horror," Showtime
Breast Picture: "Where the Truth Lies"
Lifetime SKINchievement Award: Pam Grier
• Jessica Alba may not be too happy about her Mr. Skin Award. She's threatening to sue Playboy for using her picture without permission on the March cover.
Alba, who has a body to die for, doesn't do nudity (in "Sin City" and "Into the Blue" she just does almost-nudity) and she reportedly turned down Playboy's offer to appear on the cover.
According to the World Entertainment News Network, Alba's lawyer's letter demands Playboy stop distributing the issue (not happening) and provide her with a "monetary settlement" (may happen).
For the record, the non-nekkid Alba was named Playboy's "Sex Star of the Year," which must make all those babes who did gratuitous nude scenes feel pretty silly.

 

I hope Alba doesn't do nude. As much as I would like to see her naked I'm glad one of the teen stars has some character oh who the fuck am I kidding.

 

I didn't recognize some of these names