Movie Quotes

Here's one albeit a rather easy one IMO.


Yeah, I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.

 

clerks...hard to chose just one from that movie.


got this one? one of my favorite lines ever i think...

"what are we supposed to use on them? harsh language?"

 

Randall: "You think THAT's offensive? Take a look at this!"


Dante: "Something like 36? Does that include me?"

Veronica: "Um, 37."

Dante: "I'm 37?"

Veronica: "I'm going to class."

Dante: "Oh my god. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."

Some guy: "In a row?"

Dante: "Hey, where you going?"

Veronica: "Listen jerk. Until today you never even knew how many guys I slept with cause you never bothered to ask. Then you act all nonchalant about fucking different 12 girls. Well I never had sex with 12 different guys."

Dante: "No, but you sucked enough dick."

Veronica: "Yeah, I went down on a few guys."

Dante: "A few?"

Veronica: "And one of those guys was you, the last I might add. Which if you're too stupid to comprehend means that I've been faithful to you since we met. All the other guys I went with BEFORE I met you so if you want to have a complex about then go ahead but don't look at me like I'm the town whore cause you were plenty busy yourself before you met me."

Dante: "Well, why'd you have to suck their dick, why couldn't you have slept with them like any other decent person?"

Veronica: "Cause going down isn't a big deal. I used to like a guy and sooner or later I'd go down on him, but I only had sex with the guys I loved."

Dante: "I feel sick."

Veronica: "I love you. Don't feel sick."

Dante: "Everytime I kiss you I'm gonna taste 36 other guys."

Veronica: "I'm going to school, maybe later you'll be a bit more rational."

Dante: "37....I just can't...."

Veronica: "Goodbye, Dante."

Dante opens the door and yells to Veronica: "Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot."

 

WTF! Do you have the script right in front of you?

 

I've got in in AVI format and I know most of that scene by heart. It's probably the funniest one between the Veronica and Dante.
Randall's got to be my favorite character.

 

Aliens. Lots of good lines in that one.

How about this one...

"Rub some funk on it."

 

"Uncle Hulka?"

or

"Man wants out, let'm out"... "Any chance of stop'n the car first"? "How bout slowing down to 55?"

"Its only the biggest damn whole in the world."... "Make that the second biggest"

 

Nope. Evolution.

No clue.

 

chevy chase fan?
fist one i'm not entirely sure about, but i think it's from the chevy chase-goldie hawn-charles grodin movie, seems like old times.

second one is vacation.

ok...here's one...
"So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?"

 

Yep.

No idea on yours but I'll guess Remember the Titans?