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Michael Sam

Discussion in 'Carolina Panthers' started by PantherPaul, May 10, 2014.

  1. stratocatter

    stratocatter Full Access Member

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    Jerruh is doing this as a favor to Skip Bayless, who has got to be gay.
     
  2. CelticCat

    CelticCat ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

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    It's a testament to how shitty the Cowboy D is.


    It would be awesome if ESPN and the NFLN wouldn't make a big fucking deal over a tackle in the 4th quarter of a preseason game. They are doing him no favors.
     
  3. Collin

    Collin soap and water

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    Dallas would be the best situation for him.
     
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    I hope Michael gives Jerry the gloryhole he's been waiting for.
     
  5. stratocatter

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    Jerry will sic some of those whores in the pictures on him, to try and set him straight.
     
  6. Black&Black

    Black&Black Try My Product

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    Don't mean to wonder off topic but one of my goals has always been to turn a hot lesbian straight.


    That would be a good reality show. I'll call it 'Turn That Dyke'.
     
  7. stratocatter

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    I tried that, she turned me into a lesbian.
     
  8. PantherPaul

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    Having Michal Sam on your team opens up all kinds of promotions for the team.
    • Bobblehead give aways have new meaning
    • Boy Butter giveaways
    • Condoms giveaways promoting safe sex
    • Male cheerleaders
     
  9. Black&Black

    Black&Black Try My Product

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    I still can't figure out why this is supposed to be such an important event. He plays football and enjoys dick. You could cover the entire story in that one sentence and then move on with your life.
     
  10. presidence99

    presidence99 This MARRIAGE?

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    it makes reporters feel special like they're making a difference even they're just reporting on the guy that took the risk and have no real skin in the game
     

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