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Massage

Discussion in 'Health & Medicine Forum' started by fancypants, May 23, 2006.

Massage Opinion Poll

Poll closed Jun 22, 2006.

  1. Yes, get massaged regularly

    6 vote(s)
    30.0%

  2. No, never had one, never will

    2 vote(s)
    10.0%

  3. Would like to but seems too pricy

    3 vote(s)
    15.0%

  4. Had one, but its just a luxury, maybe again for a special occassion.

    9 vote(s)
    45.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. May 28, 2006 at 1:06 PM #41
    wossa

    wossa Not a ********* any more

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    I'm sure that thought never crossed his mind.:woohoo:
     
  2. May 29, 2006 at 10:22 PM #42
    THE GUTTER

    THE GUTTER Y!

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    I have nver hade a massage cux I don't know what the propoer tiup is.
     
  3. Jun 7, 2006 at 4:25 PM #43
    Hurricane

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    fancy...got my gluts done today.


    Holy Mother of God. At first there was lots of cussing, then it calmed down. I still have a long way to go, but it rocked.Once it was all over.
     
  4. Jun 7, 2006 at 4:28 PM #44
    fancypants

    fancypants ask me about a massage

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    Congrats, but it should not have hurt. a good massage melts your muscle and goes in with an invite. no pain involved.
     
  5. Jun 7, 2006 at 4:33 PM #45
    sadic1

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    If I have my nuts massaged long enough, will they dissolve?
     
  6. Jun 7, 2006 at 4:48 PM #46
    fancypants

    fancypants ask me about a massage

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    nuts arent muscle, you nut:imagestor
     
  7. Jun 7, 2006 at 4:55 PM #47
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    I wasn't getting a massage, he was releasing my muscles. Remember, hes a neuro-muscular specialist thingy....so my "sessions" aren't the fun massage type. He's trying to reprogram them back to where they are sposed to be.
     
  8. Jun 7, 2006 at 5:01 PM #48
    sadic1

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    Did he reporgram your ass to look like Beyonce's?
     
  9. Jun 7, 2006 at 5:08 PM #49
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    I think the only way that'll happen is if he stuffs a bunch of pillows back there for me.
     
  10. Jun 7, 2006 at 11:13 PM #50
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    Destiny Density's evil twin

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    You've never had a massage? Gutter you have to get out more. It's not necessary to go naked, it's up to the client.
     
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