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Magnesium Citrate

Discussion in 'Health & Medicine Forum' started by Wp28, May 3, 2007.

  1. May 3, 2007 at 11:20 AM #1
    Wp28

    Wp28 I had that dream again...

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  2. May 3, 2007 at 11:37 AM #2
    Fred

    Fred .........

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    LOL!

    The hardest I have laughed in my life was at an old nurse I worked with telling me a story about Mag Citrate. Her name was Bonnie and she was about 60 and every ounce of 300 pounds.

    Apparently when Bonnie's husband was alive, they use to travel and they had some rich friends in Florida they would go see every winter. Every time they would go down, the Florida couple would throw a big dinner party.

    Bonnie's bowels must have shut down after her arrival to Florida and she tried every known laxative over a 4 day period with no results. The night of the big dinner party, Bonnie bought some Mag Citrate (which is clear and bubbly and looks like Sprite) and put some in her champaign glass and sipped it all night. By the night's end, she had drank the entire bottle.

    Next thing she knew, she was being awakened in the middle of the night by her husband who was shaking her saying "Bonnie! Wake up! You've shit the bed!" Apparently, she had shit all over her hair, back... everywhere!

    After they showered, she began to wash linen and he borrowed the hosts truck and went to buy a new mattress. He got the new mattress home and they dumped the shitty mattress in front of the neighbors house. By the time the hosts finally got up, the house was spic and span!
     
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  3. May 3, 2007 at 12:01 PM #3
    outofstate

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    Both the review and Fred's story were pretty darn funny!
     
  4. May 7, 2007 at 3:33 PM #4
    Freakshow

    Freakshow Fuck you guys.

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    Good link. :th_90edab00:
     
  5. May 16, 2007 at 1:23 PM #5
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    Village Idiot cloud of dust

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    i had to drink that stuff when they stuck the camera tube up my ass that time. it works.
     
  6. May 16, 2007 at 2:29 PM #6
    Fro

    Fro FFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffff

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    That's fucking great! Sounds like meatpile
     

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