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Discussion in 'Charlotte Hornets' started by Superfluous_Nut, Oct 23, 2003.

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  1. Oct 23, 2003 at 11:28 PM #1
    Superfluous_Nut

    Superfluous_Nut pastor of muppets

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    i'm wondering how broadcast teams will deal with him. i mean, calling his games would be kinda tough and might get people pissed off. just think of the phrases that could be taken wrong...

    "kobe with the penetration!"

    "bryant with the reverse stuff!"

    "kobe tries to go backdoor!"

    "kobe pulls out his penis and asks a fan to kiss it!"

    okay, that last one is probably not going to happen, but the others...
     
  2. Oct 24, 2003 at 12:04 AM #2
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    or, when he gets his shot blocked, "and kobe, no means no!"
     
  3. Oct 24, 2003 at 4:17 AM #3
    Superfluous_Nut

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    head-to-head vs lebron later in the season, you might hear "kobe is rejected by the nineteen year old but... won't... be... denied!" for some reason i hear marv albert saying these things...



    i remember watching an nfl game where john madden was talking about how the he loved how a particular back ran up the middle. he kept on talking about how this runner kept on "coming in your face." no wonder they got out of his way.
     
  4. Oct 24, 2003 at 9:47 AM #4
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  5. Oct 24, 2003 at 9:50 AM #5
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    The type of public support you want!

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  6. Oct 24, 2003 at 9:52 AM #6
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  8. Oct 24, 2003 at 10:10 AM #8
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    Mike Tyson...

    Classic. :D
     
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