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Jesus/computer joke

Discussion in 'Religion & Spirituality Forum' started by jazzbluescat, Oct 14, 2005.

  1. Oct 14, 2005 at 8:26 PM #1
    jazzbluescat

    jazzbluescat superstar...yo.

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    I thought this was cute & clever.

    One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the best programmer. God was chosen to be the judge. Jesus and Satan got 10 hours to create the best program they could for the PC.

    Near the end of the 10 hours, the power suddenly went out. All the data disappeared from both monitors. Moments later, the power came back on. On Jesus's monitor, all the data had returned to its previous state, whereas Satan's monitor remained blank.

    Satan complained bitterly to God.

    God laughed and said, "Jesus saves!"
     
  2. Oct 15, 2005 at 8:55 AM #2
    Fred

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    mooooooooooon!
     
  3. Oct 15, 2005 at 2:24 PM #3
    Galethog

    Galethog Arrogant SumBitch

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    Why didn't Jesus replace the stone from the tomb when he rose from the dead?

    Well, he was born in a barn.
     
  4. Oct 16, 2005 at 10:00 PM #4
    outofstate

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    Did you know that according to the Bible its the man's job to make the coffee?

    In fact there is a whole chapter dedicated to it......He - Brews.
     
  5. Oct 17, 2005 at 5:12 PM #5
    vpkozel

    vpkozel Professional Calvinballer

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    But Gretzky gets the rebound and SCORES!
     
  6. Oct 17, 2005 at 5:41 PM #6
    Playa

    Playa The coach is a near

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    THere is one about a donkey and Mary riding Joseph's Ass all the way to JaRulesalum. I forget.
     
  7. Oct 17, 2005 at 10:06 PM #7
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