Jackass the Movie

I've never seen the show. Never had much appeal for me. I like to think my tastes are way above this.

BUT DAMN THIS WAS A FUCKING HILARIOUS MOVIE (though the ending sucked)



now someone explain to me the need to be so sadistic/masochistic? some scenes where i question people's sanity!

 

I saw this movie tonight at AMC-Concord Mills and I will simply say that I was shocked; WHo the hell at MTV thought it was a smart idea to give these crazy ass whiteboys their own weekly TV show performing stupid, asinine stunts and then to top it off, make a 90 minute movie as well!!!!!!!!!! From sticking Matchbox cars up one guys ass to lighting firecrackers from one's poop shoot, the stunts in this movie was simply disgusting. Getting a rental car to purposely destroy it at a Demolition Derby to tearing up 2 golf carts across a miniture golf course, these guys have no respect at all for property!!!! What's so funny about purposely doing harm to one's body ? ANd don't get me started on the scene in the movie where some members of the JACKASS crew hooked their private parts up to a muscle stimulating machine . . . That's was simply not funny!!!!!! I rarely do this, but Monday morning I'm going to get up and write the head of MTV NETWORKS and tell him . . .

































that was a pretty damn funny movie !!!!!! When is the sequel coming out ? ?

 

yellow snowcone

 

I firmly believe there are a lot of theaters out there regularly having to clean up puke after that movie. The snow cone scene had me gagging.

 

Did anybody catch the JACKASS: PREVIEW SHOW on MTV last Friday (?) night from last week ? ? Their private showing was held at someone's house and they had a backyard BBQ Preview Party . . . About a 1/3 of the way thru it, some HUSTLER HO's showed up at the premiere. Some cute little Asian chick named Sasha (who's top was a wee bit small, if you get my drift . . ) was cooing over __________ (forgot his name . . uggggghhh ). Also, Laura Flynn Boyle (MIB II) was wanting to use the VIP Bathroom, and she was escorted to a porta john in the backyard !!!! When she got in there, the little midget dude started ramming the shack, scaring the crap out of her . . . Now that's entertainment !!!!!!!!!

 

JAckass is the greatest TV show ever made.

The movie was pretty darn good, too.

Unlike some folks, I left the theatre and have been thinking, "what am I doing with my life?"

I used to behave like that, now I'm just a big pussy. Sly - get your camo on. We need to steal some golf carts and play chicken.