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Jack Nicholson Quotes

Discussion in 'TV & Movie Discussion' started by Thelt, May 21, 2004.

  1. May 21, 2004 at 1:30 PM #1
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    It just hit me Caffey, she outranks you. Trust me son you are the luckiest man in the navy. You just haven't lived until you've had a blow job from your commanding officer.
     
  2. May 21, 2004 at 1:36 PM #2
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  3. May 21, 2004 at 1:41 PM #3
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    and no that wasn't from the same movie
     
  4. May 21, 2004 at 1:44 PM #4
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    Melvin Udall in As Good As It Gets;

    Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
     
  8. May 22, 2004 at 11:00 AM #8
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  9. May 22, 2004 at 2:06 PM #9
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    one of my favorite Nicholson scenes

    from Five Easy Pieces

    Jack Nicholson (Bobby Dupea): I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

    Lorna Thayer (Waitress): A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?

    Jack Nicholson (Bobby): Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

    Lorna Thayer (Waitress): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

    Jack Nicholson (Bobby): I want you to hold it between your knees.
     
  10. May 25, 2004 at 7:13 PM #10
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    The joke he told in Chinatown (something like)...

    "Man is having problems gettin it on with his wife so he goes to his Chinese neighbor and says to the guy, what the fuck do I do here?"

    "Guy tells him "do it like I do" Hump her for 10 mins as hard as possible then get up and run outta the room", "then run back in 2 minutes and start humping again. Do that till she's screaming with pleasure"

    Guy goes home that night and does exactly what the guy says. After the second time the guy gets up to run outta the room the wife says to him...
    "HEY!", guys says "what?". Wife says - "you fuck just like a Chinaman!"

    :laugh1:
     

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