Is a joke OK in here?

If not let me know and I will delete it asap.


It's football time!

There's something here that will offend almost every college football fan.

(1) What does the average Ohio St player get on his SATs?
..........Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
..........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Duke cheerleader into your dorm room?
..........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Florida graduate off your porch?
..........Pay him for the pizza.

(5) Why do the Alabama cheerleaders wear bibs?
..........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

(6) Why is the UNC football team like a possum?
..........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of a Florida State football player's
life?
..........His freshman year.

(8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
........None....That's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
.......Lexington, KY. He knew the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
..........You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

 

Joke away.

Most of those seem to be observations of fact.

 

Assuming...

Assuming your a Female "Baby" its also ok to post revealing photo's of yourself.

 

Don't worry about it everytime Sandman posts it's a joke in here.

 

Hey we are Panther fans, we have to have a sense of humor

 

Hey we are Panther fans, we have to have a sence of humor

 

My wife bought me a T-shirt in Ky, that reads
"Lexington, Ky
A drinkin' town, with a football problem".

If the shoe fits, why not put it on a kick someone in the ass with it?

 

How big are your footballs Baby