Investment Opportunity?

Oh shit...the man show would be a perfect model for our bar. Chicks on trampolines even. I can even be the fat kid that walks around saying stupid shit to women...not much of a stretch.

Bunky - does the restaurant you're talking about serve sandwiches on toasted buns?

 

I just found out that we hourly production people are getting laid off, from this memo that I acquired over the network:

The plan is to replace hourly employees with the salaried employees. We will move 3 persons to the lab to replace four. The cost saving is probably in the range of $50,000 because we work the hourly persons as needed.

So, I'm in.

 

{Bunky - does the restaurant you're talking about serve sandwiches on toasted buns?}

nope, cap't. totally different concept. tho, i will gladly sell my store.


{Wow. I gross more than that, and would love to sell my business for 1.2 million. }


You'd be surprised, Meat. I bet you wouldn't have a problem finding a buyer in that range. More even. Meat, can I come work for you?

 

I won't owner finance, though.

Interesting.....

 

OK....to keep it an establishment for women, all you have to do is hire gay men to throw their stuff around and the women will beat the queers back to get in. Ask PuckBunny about that one.

If you make it classy, then you'll keep certain types out. Unless those are the ones you want there. So you gotta be careful here.

Crazy Horse at the beach and the strip club on Independence have no problems keeping men away. They just say no. It's that simple. Queers won't go where they're not welcomed. And I have some experience in the field of keeping them away.

As for the name.....Woodies won't work. It needs to be something more subtle. Maybe Crotches? Or MENopause. How many men will want to go there?

Thanks for your support.

 

I can add to this....LESBIAN topless midgets on rollerBLADES. See....now we're cooking.

 

we're on the right track here fellas.

 

bar/hangout atmosphere by day, book some live music on thursday through saturday. I know plenty of live bands looking for something to do.

 

I'm with Meat.

Midgets = Fun

 

If Cuda's arms were stubbier, he'd work.