Investment Opportunity?

I used to talk about an idea I had about a Hooters-type bar, but for women. Every guy I mentioned it to has said, 'man, that's a great idea.' This bar would be like Hooters, but for women, it would be called Woodys. Or Woodies. All the women I mention it to like the idea also. Lots of chardonnay and salads.

 

Hmmmm, what do you think about HP's idea, Builder?

 

And foot-longs I'm sure.

Woodies. Huh-huh.....

Edit: I believe Captain has discovered problem #1 with your good idea HP. How long before this place becomes a predominantly gay establishment?

 

Alas, that is the problem. I wouldn't care, $$ is $$, but the 'servers' might mind. Just have to pack the place with women every night somehow. I did learn some things talking to women about it, though, namely every woman has a different idea of what looks sexy on men, vs. every man likes the Hooters uniforms. I thought banana hammocks would be it, but no, some women like men in jeans, in shorts, etc. etc. My wife volunteered to be the hiring mananger . Seriously, my idea was stolen, saw some commercial last nite, Reebok I think, 'its a womans world', where there was this bar called "Bananaz", with dudes in yellow tight shorts. Shit.

 

I had an idea to about an investment, but I was thinking more like the TBR Mutual Fund, or some new pharm stock.

 

In honor of a certain recent movie release, I think I will refer to you as Y2D2 for a while.

 

In honor of HP's idea, I'll refer to you as KYBuddy for a while.

 

We could have a TBR 'adult' place.

Midgets, titties, liquor, pool / darts, the works.

Problem: We'd need to allow the general public into the building in order to make a profit.

We should start a country club of sorts, except no golf. Just the stuff Sadic said, except no wives or children. Just midgets, titties, alcohol, pool, and other bizarre things. And it's private, but the dues are high so that nobody from TBR has to work.

Like the Sunset Club, except not snooty. And with titties and midgets.

 

TBR Mutual fund, OK, everyone send me your money. Maybe I'll invest it in stocks that do well, maybe some won't do so well. "Not guaranteed or FDIC insured. All investments subject to substantial risk." I'll need a significant amount of "liquid" assets on hand for emergencies