If JESUS had an Obituary

IF JESUS HAD AN OBITUARY

Jesus Christ, 33, of Nazareth, died Friday on Mount Calvary, also
known as Golgotha, the place of the skull. Betrayed by the apostle
Judas, Jesus was crucified by the Romans, by order of the Ruler
Pontius Pilate. The causes of death were crucifixion, extreme
exhaustion, severe torture, and loss of blood.

Jesus Christ, a descendant of Abraham, was a member of the house of
David. He was the Son of the late Joseph, a carpenter of Nazareth,
and Mary, His devoted Mother. Jesus was born in a stable in the
city of Bethlehem, Judea. He is survived by His mother Mary, His
faithful Apostles, numerous disciples, and many other followers.

Jesus was self educated and spent most of his adult life working as
a Teacher. Jesus also occasionally worked as a Medical Doctor and
it is reported that he healed many patients. Up until the time of
His death, Jesus was teaching and sharing the Good News, healing the
sick, touching the lonely, feeding the hungry, and helping the poor.

Jesus was most noted for telling parables about His Father`s
Kingdom and performing miracles, such as feeding over 5,000 people
with only five loaves of bread and two fish, and healing a man who
was born blind. On the day before His death, He held a Last Supper
celebrating the Passover Feast, at which He foretold His death.

The body was quickly buried in a stone grave, which was donated by
Joseph of Arimathea, a loyal friend of the family. By order of
Pontius Pilate, a boulder was rolled in front of the tomb. Roman
soldiers were put on guard.

In lieu of flowers, the family has requested that everyone try to
live as Jesus did. Donations may be sent to anyone in need.

 

I think it would look more like this unless that paper wanted to get slapped with a libel suit

 

It's all in The Bible, but The Bible hasn't got slapped with a lawsuit?? lol, but i see ur point.

 

If it was a newspaper article, it would also say "Jesus of Nazareth, referred to by some as the Christ..."

 

You can't sue a work of fiction for libel.

 

yea, I didn't know that or what a libel was.. but cool, now I know

 

can i sue you for your opinion?

 

Pics?

Links?

The NT is one of the most historically verified ancient works there is.

 

"Survived by his commonlaw wife, Mary Magdalin..." ?

 

Some of you are going to be really distraught when it comes your turn to do this.