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I just took a shit

Discussion in 'Health & Medicine Forum' started by Black&Blue, Jan 12, 2009.

  1. Black&Blue

    Black&Blue NKW

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    I took a shit a few minutes ago and it was a fucking beast. It was so long, I had to stand up to fininsh it. Color is normal again, too.
     
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    tweet that shit
     
  3. hasbeen99

    hasbeen99 Fighting the stereotype

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    Or Jelly Bellies.
     
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    PantherPaul Nap Enthusiasts

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    I have a hemorrhoid so big it reminds me of one of Farrah Fawcetts nipples. The census wants to give it it's own area code
     
  5. Black&Blue

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    I haven't taken a massive shit in a while. This thread gives me some nostalgia.
     
  6. Dr. Rev Carl Pethos

    Dr. Rev Carl Pethos Spiritual Gynecologist

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    shit lately?
     
  7. jazzbluescat

    jazzbluescat superstar...yo.

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    I shit early this morning and again about 2:00 PM.
     
  8. Black&Blue

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    I had a three-flusher about an hour ago. It was good shit.
     
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    jazzbluescat superstar...yo.

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    I thought I had to take a humongous dump. Turns out it was one turd, the rest gas, lots of it. Damn gas was gurgling then turned into farting.
     
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    I've changed my diet and my shitting has been heavenly. It doesn't sound like I'm trowing bricks into the toilet anymore. Nice, soft splashes.

    When you shit well, you live well. Remember that kids.
     

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