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I just took a shit

Discussion in 'Health & Medicine Forum' started by Black&Blue, Jan 12, 2009.

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  1. Jan 13, 2009 at 4:35 PM #11
    Mama Duck

    Mama Duck Bless your heart.

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    I told you to stop sticking it in strange holes, now see where that has got ya?
     
  2. Jan 13, 2009 at 4:38 PM #12
    Black&Blue

    Black&Blue NKW

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    LOL

    Luckily, I can still feel my penis and have some range of motion in my hands and wrists, so I can rub some tussum on it. Thing is pretty swollen now. Not that it wasn't swollen before, but you should see it now.
     
  3. Jan 13, 2009 at 4:44 PM #13
    Mama Duck

    Mama Duck Bless your heart.

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    Give me directions and maybe I can cure it with a laying on of hands or something. At the worst a kiss to make it better might help.
     
  4. Jan 13, 2009 at 4:46 PM #14
    Black&Blue

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    No, it's ok. I scheduled an appointment with a doctor tonight. She's a specialist in this field. Hopefully this will help matters, but any further advice here would be appreciated. TIA.
     
  5. Jan 13, 2009 at 9:07 PM #15
    A German

    A German yearning to breathe free!

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    - camouflage poo
    - spreading numbness
    - blindness

    Could be harmless, could also be dangerous.

    - Nervous system damaged? (Maybe "Nervus ischiadicus"? Any problems with your back (spine)?)
    - Blood not circulating well? (Weight? Age?)
    - Poisoned? (Life insurance? Wife? ;) )
    - Multiple Sclerosis? Stroke? (What about family illnesses?)

    Did you take drugs? Dis you burn your skin lately? Did you have any accidents lately? Dangerous chemicals or radiation at your workplace?
     
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  6. Jan 14, 2009 at 9:21 AM #16
    jazzbluescat

    jazzbluescat superstar...yo.

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    Stop playing with your peter. You'll go blind.
     
  7. Mar 30, 2009 at 3:03 PM #17
    Black&Blue

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    The coloration returned to normal for a while, but now it's back to like 13 different colors. What the shit?
     
  8. Mar 30, 2009 at 6:59 PM #18
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    Eat something besides skittles.
     
  9. Mar 31, 2009 at 9:30 AM #19
    jazzbluescat

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    Your shit or your peter?
     
  10. Mar 31, 2009 at 10:33 AM #20
    Ballpark

    Ballpark Full of Shit and Proud

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    don't eat lite brite pieces when you're tripping...that may solve the problem.
     
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