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I just took a shit

Discussion in 'Health & Medicine Forum' started by Black&Blue, Jan 12, 2009.

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  1. Jan 12, 2009 at 7:50 PM #1
    Black&Blue

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    and it had about nine different colors in it. Should I be worried about anything, or is this just a fluke? Also, I'm losing some feeling below my left knee. Any suggestions.
     
  2. Jan 12, 2009 at 8:44 PM #2
    A German

    A German yearning to breathe free!

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    What you need is a German "watch your shit" toilet:

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    (Thank god we never had one of these weird things)
     
  3. Jan 12, 2009 at 11:51 PM #3
    jazzbluescat

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    Why, what did you say?:grin:
     
  4. Jan 13, 2009 at 3:34 PM #4
    Black&Blue

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    Ok, I just took another shit and the coloration seems to have returned to normal. There is still a little bit of numbness below my knee, and I think I'm going blind in my right eye. Any ideas?
     
  5. Jan 13, 2009 at 4:06 PM #5
    Fro

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    drink a bottle of murphy's oil soap. it'll clear it right up.
     
  6. Jan 13, 2009 at 4:13 PM #6
    HollyB

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    You should get up and walk around a little.
     
  7. Jan 13, 2009 at 4:15 PM #7
    Fro

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    are there any youtube videos that could explain it a little better?
     
  8. Jan 13, 2009 at 4:23 PM #8
    Black&Blue

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    What about the blindness? I can't drink the oil soap if I can't locate it w/ my vision.

    Guess I'm SOL!
     
  9. Jan 13, 2009 at 4:28 PM #9
    Fro

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    murphy's oil soap cures blindness. getting it to your mouth is a different story.
     
  10. Jan 13, 2009 at 4:33 PM #10
    Black&Blue

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    I can't walk. The numbness has spread throughout my entire body. And I just found a huge insect bite on my penis. Could this be causing all of this?
     
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