How to buy a condo?

Does this mean zero down no PMI? nutty.

 

Yep...and the seller is paying the closing costs...

But those rates are with GOOD credit...and she does have savings / retirement, etc...

 

I'm not even commenting on the rates. I'm commenting on the risks involved in buying a home with nothing down.

 

80/20's are so common now...it's almost becoming the norm. Even people with savings won't put money down. Risky? Yep. But it shows how our nation has become a bunch of spenders...not savers.

 

Mo'Nique would take up that entire hot tub and leave behind a cheesy froth. Not good. the HoA frowns on that shit.

 

freakshow, can you get me locked in to 3.25 percent on a 25-year mortgage, 63/37 with $350 and a Rutherford B. Hayes seven-cent piece down? It's for a tree house. I should be able to buy the tree and build the house for less than $10,000. (if it makes a difference, the tree is a silver maple).

BM meatpile with your response. be sure to attach a photo of a big fat sloppy Live Journals girl with a live wombat crawling out of her asshole.

 

SD- I don't know how long you and your girlfriend have been together, but unless it's been a very long time, please think long and hard about buying a place with her. If something should happen, and you guys break up, it could get really messy if both your names are on the mortgage. Not trying to be a downer, just hoping you are thinking of all the aspects. You need to look out for what's best for you in this situation. A 463 sq ft studio is very cozy.

 

If she thought about long and hard things, she wouldn't be living with Moo-Moo to begin with. So please, only serious advice from now on. Got it Toots?

 

Done. I'll set up a closing for 2009.

By the way, Collin wants to rent out a few square feet. Said he's ready to upgrade his living quarters.

 

You're so right. Silly me. I don't know what I was thinking.