Hornets 23-24

They fucking suck?

 

I don't know what Lamelo's warmup routine is, but it ain't working.
If you constantly start the game and you can't hit water from the rowboat then you need to try something else.

 

Ball's stats so far this year. He only scored 8 points in tonight's game. He also fouled out while playing only 22 minutes.
Usually 25% FG% would see you riding the bench.

2023-24 SEASON STATS

• PTS
  17.5
  58th
• REB
  7.5
  Tied-68th
• AST
  9.5
  3rd
• FG%
  25.0
  150+

 

Sometimes, your team just fucking sucks.

 

for years and years and years and years

But on the bright side, Brandon Miller is looking fairly solid.

 

Down by 12 after the 1st quarter, the Hornets never recovered and lost by 8 to a 0-3 Rockets team.

 

It's been a long time since I saw the Hornets described as high octane. ROTFLMAO

"The Knicks, who entered play ranked second in the NBA in points-against per game (102.8), put the clamps down on the Hornets after Miller exited. New York forced 12 turnovers that led to 20 points and limited the high-octane Hornets, who rank seventh in points per game (117.2), to 46.8% shooting."

 

He's good, but one odd duck.

 

"The NBA is requiring Charlotte Hornets All-Star guard LaMelo Ball to cover a tattoo below his left ear that the league insists violates rules against exposing commercial logos on players' bodies -- a policy that sources close to Ball contend has been infrequently enforced.

Ball has the initials "LF" tattooed on his body, short for LaFrance -- his middle name, and now, his clothing brand."

 

Man, PJ Washington and Gordon Hayward have been unable to hit water from a rowboat the last few games.
That's not the paper mill you smell.