HOLY FUCK

And what's so bad is the class year of the reunion (1985) is the year Renee was born! :1peekdoor

 

that's my graduating H.S. year

 

Yeah, mine too.
These wild-ass, poop flinging cheeleaders could be our daughters!
Sheesh. Makes me feel old.

 

Last nights Top Ten list on Letterman:

Top Ten Questions On The Carolina Panthers Cheerleading Application:


10. "You're cool about getting freaky in restrooms, right?"

9. "If you don't get the job, are you gonna punch me?"

8. "Can I see your pom-poms?"

7. "Have you and another girl ever gone into the red zone?"

6. "Would you describe yourself as a 'slut' or a 'tramp'?"

5. "Would you like to participate in a special event with me and my wife?"

4. "Are you willing to stand outside, half-naked in January for minimum wage?"

3. "What's John Madden like in the sack?"

2. "How do you look in a mug shot?"

1. "Would you mind if I tried splitting your uprights?"

 

I was in Tampa for Thanksgiving to visit my parents. We decided to check out the Florida Aquarium in Tampa, and we took a walk to the Channelside district, home of Banana Joe's where the infamous cheerleader incident took place. Unfortunately the place is closed during the daytime, but they have the bathroom door prominently displayed in the entrance to the club. They have painted it in Panthers colors and it says: "Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders: If grass is in the stall, play ball!"